[Panel 1]
After a long day of sorcery and shit, it was time to return home. Your tower, greatest in all the lands!
[Panel 2]
You enter and nothing seems off, climbing up though you notice something… Tiny scratch’s in the wood that hadn’t been there before, something that made you confused. You head up slowly, fearing some jerkoff barbarian had entered your domain.
[Panel 3]
You could clearly hear something now, hearing it’s footsteps and things being thrown from your table. Without hesitation you open the door, ready to smite the bastard.
[Panel 4]
You open it and see the intruder, catching you off guard. A small horse? It somehow climbed on your table and thrown almost everything down, paper on the ground, potions now open.And worse it shitted and pissed on it to… You confront the beast. it speaking first.
[Panel 5]
“Dis am Smawty housie nao hoomin! Wan skettis, wan speciaw fwend, wan toysies. Gib nao am mowe sowwy poopies!”
This little fucking bitch…
[Panel 6]
I raise my arms in unison, “Smarty” looking confused. I speak the magic word, a boom in my voice.
“TESTICULUS TWISTUS!!!”
[Panel 7]
Instantly his face went cold, I could even hear the family jewels turning into knots that would never be untangled. “Smarty” unleashes final sounds from his vocal cords.
“SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!”
[Panel 8]
Like some unnatural horrible force he jumps and goes through the roof, that’s another thing that will need replacing. Even only 10 seconds after leaving I could still hear the Scree, him jumping miles to his death. Fin
This is my entry for the Twist Their Knickers! Theme, hope everyone looking at this likes it.
For @Virgil from @FluffySadist 