Fundraiser commission for @Mimix
I’m still offering fundraiser commissions to help out a member of the FC after a personal tragedy. 100% of proceeds go to them:
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I saw a Wicked ad on a can of g-ddamn Pillsbury biscuits the other day. Fucking BISCUITS. It wasn’t even a good ad. It was just the movie logo out of nowhere.
I’m sure baking this little shitrat into a batch of biscuit-based (flying) monkey bread would briefly calm my rage against idiot marketing. Mind, I prefer Aldi brand. All the flavour and quality, none of the “throw money and see what sticks” ad exec stupidity.
ETA: I tried to read Maguire, but he’s nothing but a derivative schmuck who got lucky on a dead man’s stories. His take on Cinderella made me want to pee myself. I have literally written better books in three weeks.
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Fucking hate over saturated marketing. Remember when the Lorax came out and they used it to advertise a damn SUV?
Now Walmart using the Grinch to get people to spend a shitload of money on useless crap like that’s not the opposite of the actual message of the story.
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That’s bc Illumination is a limp dick
They dont take a stand even for shit
They just know how to make superficial shit appealing with bright colors
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Rrrgh, YES. A studio could literally make a movie called Chastity McChasterson Becomes A Nun, based on the novel about a nun who never removes her habit and thinks babies come from pimples, and it would be used to shill condoms and lingerie. There is no logic.
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There are reasons I seldom watch movies made after 1980. The Exorcist just wouldn’t be the same with a shirtless Father Karras halting the exorcism to swig a Bepis.
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Pixar: Human greed is destroying the enviroment!
also Pixar: owned by the biggest fucking greedy corporate scrooge on the planet.
(yeah i love Wall-E, but the movie´s existance is built on cognitive dissonance)
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Despise advertisements. But the foal in the picture is cute.
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Minecraft, I get because of Creepers. Wicked, I get because of the Witch.
But Stitch? How does a green foal even connect to that? If it was Shrek, I’d understand, but Stitch?
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She didn’t have the green face paint until their desperate attempt to tie in with Wicked.
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LOL, she’s just painting them? That makes things even better.
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I thought it was a deliberate decision to just color the face to make it stand out more, didn’t realize they were using face paint
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yeah that’s why I left it kinda “scribbly” looking. It would probably come across better in full color.
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One of my relatives has a plastic version of Charlie Brown’s Christmas tree
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