barney and friends AS FLUFFIES (by Ms_Random)

I’ve done it; while looking through my toys collection while running on coffee alone, I found my old Barney plush and the song flooded my brain, then it hit me, FLUFFY BARNEY, and thus this is born
in their world, Barney is a smartie friend who teaches Fluffy to be good smarties, or at least try too

I also went to my two favorite songs and made them fluffy version

"Bawney am smawtie fwend fwom ouw wobin’ cawe
an’ when Bawney’s kind
Bawney’s what we caww fwuffie sensation

bawney’s fwiends am big an’ smaww
dey come fwom wots of pwaces
aftah bedtime dey meet to pway
an’ sin’ wiff happy faces

bawney shows us wots of things
wike how to be smawtie
abc’s, an’ 123’s
an’ how to be smawtie fwend

bawney comes to wead us
whenebah we may nee’ him
bawney can be youw smawtie fwend too
if 'ou just bewiebe in him!"

“Bawney Wub 'ou ‘ou wub Bawney
we’we happy famiwy
wiff gweat big huggies an’ nuzzwe fwom Bawney to 'ou.
won’t 'ou say 'ou wub Bawney too”

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I can see this working fluffy spin off lol

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I have a character who has a crippling fear of fluffies and a burning hatred for Barney.

If she wasn’t already dead, this would be what kills her.

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urge to stomp intensifies