I have one to add.
This is HotRod. His owner Reg decided to do a mixture of everydrug he could find and some stuff from under the sink and had the stroke of genius to go all out on Roddy’s theme. The result is a fluffy strapped to the worlds first 10 inch, 900+ HorsePower engine that runs on methane. Lil Rod here has been clocked 0-245mph in 2 seconds flat (thats 0-394-ish kph for my non-imperial using friends).
Battle stats: has no armor, nothing pointy, and the only fire danger is from the exhaust which blasts at full power as soo as the rectal gas tube is inserted. But he can slam into his opponents at top speed and if he hasnt derped, even turn clumsily.
Weakness: Solid walls, engine is on the edge of exploding constantly, tail might catch fire, heart attacks.
Battle Cry: “TU FFFFFFAAAAaaaaassssss…”