Bawwoon faww down! (by recreationalsadist)

The seafluffies were so happy! They were hugging and playing and hug-playing and having special-huggies and committing tax fraud and at least one of them was being violated by a Deep One.

Mummahs nursed babbehs, nummie-gatherers gathered nummies, and dancie babbehs danced.

Foam hugged his special-friend Breeze.

“Wub yu su muchies, speciaw-fwiend! Yu and tummeh-babbehs.”

“Coo, wub yu and tummeh-babbehs su muchies tuu! Bweeze am soon-mummah!”

Then a shadow passed overhead.

Foam swam up to the surface of the water to get a better look.

It was a huge balloon with something really big hanging under it!

“Hewwo bawwoon! Be nyu fwiend fow fwuffies?”

The balloon didn’t answer, but if it could it would be flipping the fluffy off with both hands.

Other fluffies gathered to look up at the balloon. Soon the entire herd was there.

“Bawwoon-fwiend wan huggies?”

“SMAWTY SAYS BAWWOON GIBE SKETTIES OW EWSE!”

“Bawwoon nu make bad poopies on hewd, wite?”

“Spowiwing-babbeh gunna gu spowe sky and gibe huggies tu bawwoon-fwiend!”

“Pwease gibe fowebeh-sweepies to hewd bawwoon-fwiend, fwuffy hate aww ob dem.”

“BESTEST BABBEH WAN MIWKIES! WAI DUMMEH-MUMMAH NU GIBING MIWKIES?!”

“Coo, Bweeze wub bawwoon-fwiend! Wub tummeh-babbehs! Wub speciaw-fwiend. Wub fwuffy hu actuawy gabe Bweeze tummeh-babbehs hu nu am speciaw-fwiend. Speciaw-fwiend got cucked.”

Then the US government shot down the balloon, sending debris raining down for miles.

Luckily only the seafluffies were struck by it and they died horribly.

Most of the fluffies died as flaming debris struck them and bore them down into watery graves.

Others were merely wounded, becoming unable to keep swimming and sinking to the bottom.

A tiny piece of debris punctured Breeze, causing water to rush into the hole in her womb and then rapidly expand her until she burst into a bloody mess of guts and unborn foals.

Foam stared in horror right up until the Deep One grabbed him to be raped next.

Deep Ones are to seafluffies what Tentacle Monsters are to land fluffies.

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lol

Sucks to be these dumbass vermin.

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Not gonna lie.

This story had me picturing fishermen using baloon drones with net mechanisms to fish for sea fluffies. IE - when the baloon attracts enough and the camera sees enough sea fluffies near the surface the bottom opens and a net drops and is then reeled back before flying back to drop off the catch.