Although I’m sure I put this on the 'booru, I do not have a Fluffybooru ID # for this.
Based on this pet adoption meme I saw years ago. Same concept applies-- spay and neuter your pets, dummehs.
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Or use a catapult to launch them over the border, make them a different country’s problem.
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i hope that catapult is aimed at canada or as a mexican citizen i will be very angry, hahahahahahaha
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We’ll aim it towards El Salvador, don’t worry 
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CJNG Sicarios for fluffies is a proportional response, no?
Just aim it at the nearest brick wall in a place that’s easy to hose off.
Problem solved without causing an international diplomatic crisis.
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What is wtong with the top right fluffy?
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It’s old and can’t make it to the litterbox in time.
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if you’re unable to do so for whatever reason, launch it out of a fucking cannon aimed at someone you hate
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More specifically, they can’t use the litterbox that well anymore and get poo on their butt. A common issue with elderly cats who don’t have the flexibility to clean themselves back there.
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that foal scares me with its big ol eyes hahaha
they do not like butt showers lemme tell ya
Lmao lol
That babbeh on the top left is nightmare fuel
It has “Anime Eyes”.
Yeah, I think I was experimenting with using shape tools to draw on that foal. It didn’t quite work out.
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No no, YOU use the catapult and aim it right over the oh so beautiful “wall” your lovely neighbor had such a hardon for. They’ll only be mad if you send over the brown ones.
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and get my shovel dirty? but i love my shovel?
Ironically under standard fluffy canon getting the fluffy is equivalent to following the advice on the linked page