I saw bigfootRULES posted an Orwell filk and needed to attempt my own version. Glorious revolution be upon ye!
Fwuffs of hewd wand, obah dere wand,
Fwuffs of otha dummeh wands!
Wisten fow da big heawt happies!
Wisten what 'ou smawty pwans!
Sketti day am be tomowwow
When da dummeh hoomans come
Gib tu fwuffies bestest skettis
Aww fow fwuffies aww tu num!
Dummeh hoomans nu wiww punish!
Dere be no mowe cowwah shoks!
Fwuffies bweak da sowwy stickies!
Fwuffies bweak da sowwy boks!
Smawties gib dem sowwy hoofies!
Sowwy poopies make dem pay!
Puffy cheekies, scawy yewwing
Hooman dummehs wun away!
Fwuffs hab aww da speshul huggies
Mummah-songs fow mawes tu sing
Enfie-mawes hab wots ov babbehs
Hewd get big as biggest fing!
Wingie fwuffs wiww fwy up highsies!
Weggies wiww gwow back fwom stubs!
Hewd wand wiww be happies-pwacie
Fuww of huggies, fuww ov wubs!
Fwuffs of hewd wand, teww da happies!
Even babbehs make 'ou peeps!
Get 'ou daddeh, get 'ou mummah,
Gib dem aww fowebah sweeps!