There was a fluffy foal.
A brown earthie fluffy.
He didn’t have a name, but for the purposes of this story I’m going to call him Nimrod.
Nimrod’s mother was a piece of shit mare named Precious who’d run away from her owner after being told she’d have to wait a week to have foals. Her “special-friend” had then fallen through an open manhole and she’d abandoned him despite him calling up for help from the sewers.
Every day Precious would send out her foals to get her food. For all that she was a horrible mother in all other ways at the very least Precious also sent out her “bestest babbeh” for “nummies.”
But Precious’s bestest babbeh would drink most of the milk she produced. It was only the exercise provided by him looking for nummies that kept him from becoming an immobile blob.
Precious’s bestest babbeh was a light blue pegasus with a yellow mane. He hated working and so would just wait for Precious’s other babbehs to find nummies before stealing them and presenting them to her while claiming he was the one who found them. Precious believed him because she was a stupid piece of shit and deserving of the horrible fate that awaits her at the end of this story.
Precious had other babbehs, but they’re not important for the purposes of this story.
Now back to Nimrod, the brown earthie foal.
Nimrod didn’t know it then, but he was at his breaking point.
Precious scowled down at him.
“Dummeh poopie babbeh, yu no bwing Mummah nummies yestewday! Hao Mummah sposed to make miwkies if dewe nu nummies?! Yu am bad babbeh, deswebe sowwy-hoofies fow dat!”
Precious lashed out and hit Nimrod with her hoof. It hurt a lot.
“Yu bettew bwing nummies dis bwight-twime ow Mummah wiww num yu!”
Nimrod sobbed as he trotted off to try to find something to stop his mother eating him.
He found it, but not in the way he thought.
Nimrod found a half-eaten can of Chef Tentaclemonster’s Flufftastic Sketti next to a dumpster.
“Chef Tentaclemonster’s Flufftastic Skettis: Made From Fluffies, For Fluffies! It’s Cannibalrific!”
Nimrod gasped.
“Dis am sketties! Dese am bestest nummies! Mummah be su happy when babbeh bwing! dese”
“Teehee! Dummeh poopie bwuddah, dese am Bestest Babbeh’s sketties nao!”
Nimrod turned around to see his morbidly obese brother flabbing his way towards him.
“NU! Babbeh find dese nummies, just wan habe miwkies wun time pwease!”
The Bestest Babbeh smacked Nimrod with his pudgy hoof.
“Nu, Mummah am gunna num yu fow mow miwkies fow Bestest Babbeh!”
The Bestest Babbeh reached out his hoof to grab the can, only to jerk it back.
“Owies! Wai huwt gud fwuffy?! Nu du anyting won ebeh!”
He’d gotten a deep cut on his leg from the can’s sharp edge.
Nimrod looked at his brother’s cut leg. The Bestest Babbeh’s skin was partially flayed on it.
“Yu habe huwties! Babbeh gibe huggies, huggies make ebwyting bettew!”
Nimrod hugged his brother, only for his hug to pull more of the Bestest’s skin off.
“SCREEEEEE!!! WOWSTEST HUWTIES! BESTEST BABBEH NU DESEWBE DIS, AM GUD BABBEH!”
Nimrod pulled back as his brother smacked him again.
“Bestest Babbeh am gun gu teww Mummah! She num yu fow shuwe!”
Nimrod stared at his horrible brother. He stared at his horrible brother’s colorful fluff.
His horrible brother’s colorful fluff that was coming off with his skin.
An evil grin split Nimrod’s face.
“Fwuffy tink yu need mow huggies, bwuddeh.”
The Bestest Babbeh saw Nimrod’s grin and froze, then tried to back away.
“Nu need mowe huggies, need Mummah!”
Nimrod grabbed the smooth edge of the can and advanced on his brother.
“Fwuffy insists.”
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Precious was outraged!
Not only had her poopie babbeh hurt her most beloved bestest babbeh, he’d failed to bring her any nummies! Also he was so stupid he’d somehow lost his skin and all his fluff.
Precious didn’t bother listening to the begging and screaming pink blob in front of her before picking him up and swallowing him down. She then gave her bestest babbeh huggies.
Her poor Bestest Babbeh! There was booboo juice leaking from his fluff, his wingies were slightly crooked, and it looked like his skin didn’t fit quite right over him.
Wearing the Bestest Babbeh’s flayed skin like a bodysuit, Nimrod put his head over his mother’s stomach and gloated to the slowly-digesting Bestest Babbeh.
“Yu am gunna be miwkies soon! Gunna dwink yu up, gwow up big and stwong!”
Precious nodded along happily.
“Dat’s wight, Bestest Babbeh. Dis wut dat bad babbeh deswebe!”
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Much Later:
Precious backed away from what she had thought was her Bestest Babbeh.
Nimrod had finally outgrown the Bestest Babbeh’s skin and burst out of it just as he’d finally gotten mature enough to eat real food as opposed to drinking his mother’s milk.
Precious screamed.
“MUNSTAH! HEWP! SABE GUD MUMMAH! NU DESEWBE DIS, HEWP SABE GUD MUMMAH!”
Nimrod advanced on his mother holding a sharp piece of broken glass.
“Nu need miwkies nu mowe. But stiww need be pwetty fwuffy.”
Precious was too fat to run.
“YU NU AM PWETTY! YU AM UGWY POOPIE MUNSTAH!”
Nimrod laughed.
“Teehee, not fow wong!”
Nimrod lunged.
He cut his way into his mother, ate his way into her body, and hollowed out her skin to wear.
Then he set off into the world, skinning new fluffies whenever his old skins gave out.
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Nimrod clapped his hooves as his story ended.
“And dat’s hao Nimwod got Nimwod’s stawt!”
Crimson the psychopathic rapist serial-killer fluffy smiled at his podcast’s latest guest.
“Wow, dat am an amazing stowy! And nao fow today’s sponsow: Wed Apwon Cannibaw Meaws!”
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Author’s Note:
The light blue pegasus with a yellow mane is an OC belonging to @FallenAngel007
Crimson the psycho fluffy belongs to @BFM101
If anyone wants to draw fanart of Nimrod or use him as an OC in their stories, feel free.
