Behind the Scenes: Hiring Practices (by Booperino)

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Yaiks! Indeed he was at the wrong company :sweat_smile::scream:

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Writes his own CV
Can’t read the company’s name.

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Genius! “And maybe sketties in future”, lol.

Also, fluffy in a tie is adorable.

Truly you are a master of weirdbox.

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And everything worked out better than expected.

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Hold up! Are there fluffies who actually want to work at Abuse Co.?

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yes…

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They’re called masochists

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“otay bob, today 'ou wiww wemove fwuffy weggies”
“are you sure about that? isnt this dangerous?”
“fwuffy am pwofessional, evewyone on set, we on tigh scheduwe hewe”

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A paycheck is a paycheck.

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HOOOLD UP!
How does a fluffy’s CV look like anyway?

  • Mawch 25th, 2021: Bown
  • Apwiw 28th, 2021: Unweaned
  • June 3wd tiww August 31st, 2021: Sunnyva’e Fwuff Daycawe, Spwingfiewd, MN

Skiwws an’ Expewience:

  • Stackin’ Bwockies
  • Gib an’ Receib Huggies
  • Eatin’ Sketties
  • Wun weawwy fast (nu can catch fwuffy!)
  • Office 365 an’ Adobe Photoshop
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Abusers and fluffies that both regard abuse as a 9-5 job, that’s one hell of an image!

“You little shitrat, I’LL TAKE YOUR HORN WITH THESE PLIERS, TEACH YOU TO SHIT ON THE CARPET, HOLD STILL!”
“SCREEE-”
Bell Ringing!
“Oop, thats lunch!”
“Phew, fwuffy am stawvin! Wan gu tu Angies fow beef an noodwes?”
“Hell yeah bro, I’ll drive! Lemme pop your legs back on…”

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That’s legit. If it claimed to work on Davinci Resolve I’d be a little suspicious.

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Being able to read is one of those things you have put in your resume that you don’t know but have been told looks good.

Just like Excel.

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Fluffies in soul crushing menial office jobs is probably abuse that hits too close to home for most of us.

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xD

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Love that they just turned him away instead of ‘hiring’ him, like ‘this is past my pay grade, just go. Not risking sorry shits’

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