He looks like one of those gas monsters from Gyo
Good stuff
It looks like it could fart for a solid minute
“So you think that your bestest shitrat deserves all your milk and the rest of your brood deserves to literally eat shit?”
“Ye…WRONG ANSWER!”
"LET THE SURGERY BEGIN!"
[Surgicaly attaches the mothers mouth to the bloated chirpy baby’s anus]
… I am conflicted, but this baby reminds me of a whoppie cushion so I wanna either step on it, or prank someone by tricking them to sit on it.
… Man, I really want to kick it like a soccer ball.
The perfect stress ball
More like the lady from Sliver
Looks like a blimp with a leak.
Bestest ball is more like it.
“Undt hier, ve have the one with bluewhalefish genes!
Jah, laugh if that be your vill, but for this species it is TOTAL VICTORY”
1 prick from a needle and to outer space it goes 
Found a new pin cushion
Man. I want to hammer a nail into it and see if it pops
Hm … - looks at the many tools i have in my jacket - hammer … no fire work … to messy - pulls out the BFG 9000 - how the heck … next time - continue to pull random items out - hello there stranger - the creepy merchant - … im not even gonna ask how you got in there