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“Whas it gud fo’ 'ou babbeh… Caus it wha pwetty dam gud fo fwuffy”
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Damn, RIP in 15 Seconds of Suck, Mare. 
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15 seconds? That long? Wow, look at Casanova over there. 
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The bad news is he found a crease between your leg and your hip and fucked that instead so now your whole right side is covered in jizz
The good news is, by some weird osmosis properties you’re still pregnant. That’s how fertile you fucking things are
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there was an actual reddit post that went somewhat like that. dude fucked the space between her butt and the bed and had no idea until she told him the next day
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Intercrural sex is a thing.
I shudder to think how invasive fluffy sperm is, if they can get pregnant from that - it’d be like that tracking bug from the first The Matrix film or a Alien franchise facehugger.
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