Bestest No More (EchoBro)

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You were just chilling on a sunday until you heard a knock on the door, “Open da doow, dummeh!”, you heard, and you knew what would happen when you opened it. There it was, a fat and smarty colt that still though it was the bestest babbeh. He already shat on your yard trying to get your attention before, but what will you do with that shitrat?

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  • Kick him and make it eat its own waste
  • Bring it in and prepare him for “burny hurties”
  • Knock it out and just throw it away
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I went lazy with the background and coloring, sorry : (

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Look who just earned themselves a promotion to the neighborhood litterpal

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I don’t have the time or the care to deal with brats like this.

Toss him over the fence and go about my day

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My instinct is to kick it, but that could result in a spray of piss and shit. Tossing some bleach on it might be more fun…

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Don’t want it on my lawn but don’t want to take it inside MY house so…maybe menace it with the broom. Or the garden weasel. Honestly just whatever tool I grab first from the backyard. Or let the chickens peck it-

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Throw it away. Don’t have time nor patience to deal with shit that like.

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Kick their spine and throw them out.

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Misread burny hurries and thought it said “bunny” hurries. Tho it opened the ideas of many painful things to do to a fluffy.

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Not out of the realm of possibility really. I’ve heard of pet rabbits deciding to chow down on their owners’ meat-based meals for a little extra protein…some things aren’t as easily available in wild plants so you take whatever you can get.

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Wabbit o’ Caewbannog

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