you are a fluffy, you live in the forest with the rest of your herd, everyone follows the orders of the “ewdah” fluffy, he is older than anyone have ever been, and has lived through many many bright times, so many, that he is no longer able to live without help, but that doesn’t matter, because his orders always lead the herd to a better life
in normal times, you would have just searched for food, water and then come back to the herd to play and enjoy the rest of the day, but at this time of the year, food was scarce, and it didn’t help that there were bad fluffies, which means that you not only needed to find food, water and take care of the ewdah, but also, you needed to fight alongside most fluffies of the herd to get to the food or to even get wawas, those other fluffies were complete meanies, they were big and scary, and were all dirty, they only wanted to kill and eat other fluffies
and most importantly of all, your herd have been slowly losing fluffies to delay the big scary meanie fluffies from reaching your nest, during your many patrolling of the herds territory you see an odd fluffy approaching you
“hewwo, new fwiends?” said the strange fluffy, he wasn’t one of those meanie fluffies, but he was scary, his body had something strange, but you couldn’t discern what was wrong with him
“fwuffie am fwend?” you said, standing up, looking at the strange fluffy
“of couwse fwuffie am fwend, buh fwuffy’s name am wuss, nu fwuffy” said the odd fluffy
and that’s how you met russ, the ewdah, was happy to have a new fluffy in the herd, he greatly appreciated any help they could get, the situation was only getting worse, the herd was barely able to hold the meanies back, and bright times started to get colder and colder, which meant that soon it would start to fall cowd wawas from the above, and most seriously, white cowdie thin’, that was the worst part of your life, the cowdie thin’ would usually be around everything, it was very very cold and meanie, and it only made finding food and water harder, and if you stayed near it to warm it, it would only give you cowd wawas, you didn’t understand why the cowdie thing gave you bad wawas, usually the herd would be fine if they had food reserves, but the meanies wouldn’t let the herd gather enough food, if this keeps up, you would soon die, of cowdies, tummie huwties, or sowwy hoofsies.
wuss was a weird fluffy, when you hugged him, you could feel strange things in his skin, and would sometimes talk alone, as if he was talking to an invisible fluffy somewhere, he also told the herd a lot of stories about how his daddeh would help them if they found him, and thus, the herd had sent the best explorator to search for wuss daddeh, they needed all the help they could get, life would slowly continue, as harsh and cruel it is to a fluffy
until in one of your many times searching for food, you found a couple of meanie fluffies searching for something to eat, it was in that encounter, that you found out that wuss was a special fluffy, a very though one, that fought like no other fluffy could ever think of, and it didn’t matter that he was given sowwy hoofies, for he could keep fighting, he gave a meanie fluffy fowebah sweepies and badly hurted the other, to the herd was a saviour, but to you it was your bestes’ fwend, you are really happy that you found wuss, you cannot think of what could have happened to him if the meanie fluffies found him first, you tremble at the fear that would give you having to fight such a fluffy, but he was your bestest friend, and you had nothing to fear when you were with him
until one day you found wuss talking to a hoomin, it was her daddeh! you quickly run towards the herd to tell them the amazing news that you saw, when everyone came back, he was taking wuss somewhere else! you couldn’t let that happen, wuss was your bestes’ fwend and he wouldn’t leave you alone right? although he could take care of himself, you depended on him to take care for you when the meanies were nearby, and you quickly approached your saviour
“am ‘ou wuss daddeh? we nee’ hewp nice mistaw!” you said to wuss daddeh, he answered without looking at you, without even stopping to let you correctly hear him!
“wait a bit here i’ll help you when i get russ to his box” wuss was very happy to be with his daddeh, you followed them, and saw how he left russ in a sowwy box! how could he do that to such a good fluffy! russ daddeh was a meanie, and russ even liked being with him in that box! he was the worst daddeh ever!
“wet wuss out of dah sowwy nao!” you said, standing tall, with your cheeks puffed, the hooman will have no other option but to obey you now, he was such a dummeh, suddenly you heard a strange noise, and cowd wawa was in your face and eyes, then you felt a sudden pain in the ribs
“SCREEEEEEEE PWEASE NICE MISTAH HEWP FWUFFIE” you screamed, you have never felt such a a pain, you didn’t even feel the ground anymore, until you suddenly landed on a stick, now you were immobile on a stick, impaled in a tree, slowly bleeding out and screeching in order to get the dummeh hooman to help you, but you only felt a cold thingy wrapping around your mouth, and now, you were unable to even scream for help! you were hopeless, you just wanted the warmness that the fluffies at your herd gave you, and then you thought of it, the meanie munstah was going to get to them! and you were unable to even warn them! you were the wowstes’ fwufie the herd had ever had
you only heard countless screams of your herd, for what felt like many forevers, until you started to feel very cold, and sleeped forever
you stomped on the first 3 fluffies you encountered, you absolutely loved when they exploded under your feet, but luckily this time you had more tools than what you had that night, you tested your new fluffy retrieval tool on the now running survivor of the small group of fluffies that awaited your arrival, it was just some fishing hooks, on a hardened fishing string, with some weights to be able to be thrown farther, you aimed and threw your improvised hook
“SCREEEEEEE” you heard, happy as that meant that the hook landed where it was supposed to land, now the second test, you firmly grabbed the string and forcefully pulled it, you heards more screams and panting, but the fluffy was now at your reach, some hooks didn’t attach properly and just teared his meat, but a couple landed in such a way, that they were now deep within the fluffy’s fur, you quickly put your hand around his mouth, and started to sew his mouth shut, then you removed the loose hooks and string, you hanged the fluffy in such a way, that he could be able to see you killing the rest of the herd
you forgot to bring the other improvised weapon, a small iron ball attached to a rope, it would be basically a throwing weapon, but you didn’t even need to get down to grab it, and thanks to the rope you could throw it farther and in some ways that just a stone can’t be thrown, but the fluffies corpses will do for now, thankfully you brought the soundproof dog crate to carry russ, he would have been traumatized by now, you grabbed one of the disgusting carcasses, and approached the nest
the fluffies panicked as they heard the screams and didn’t saw any of the fluffies or even the hooman to return, they feared the worst, that the meanie fluffies were able to defeat wuss and his daddeh! but most were relieved to see his daddeh walking towards them, until a sleeping fluffy landed, bringing some fluffies to the ground, the daddeh quickly ran towards the nest, grabbing the few remaining fluffies
you brought your small hammer and some nails, it seems that it was a good choice, maybe you should carry a bigger backpack to bring more fun stuff, you quickly zip-tied most of the fluffies legs, so that they wouldn’t be able to run, they confirmed without even needing to ask that they were all the fluffies that the herd had, you nailed one to the tree by his skin, he was nailed in such a way that would extend his death, and you punctured one of his eyes with a nail and left it there, to scream and distress the remaining fluffies
there were 4 left, one was a very elder one, you would take it home, to see what can you learn from him, you grabbed a bag, tossed the elder inside and tied it shut, you hope that he survives the travel, you hang the bag around your shoulder, then you grab the trio of fluffies, you put them all facing away from each other, then grab a bit more of the thin wire you brought, and started to roll the wire around them a bit, the three were now connected just by the sheer pressure the wire did, you impaled one on a stick, and cleaned up the center of what could have been the center of the nest, carefully removing anything flammable, then you did a circle of stones around them, and slowly poured flammable liquid in their bodies, ensuring that they would get pretty soaked of it, in the eyes, the mouth, the ears, no place would be untouched by the flames, you thought as you ignited the base of the stick, watching them before you went to home, carrying an elder fluffy and russ
“SCREEE get fwuffie 'way fwom buwnie huwties” you heard as you walked away, in an almost perfect pace to your home, you will have plenty of fun with all the ideas you got from this, you thought, as you appreciated the landscape on the way home