So uh, it’s been a bit-
Recently a new Fluffy moved into our herd, he calls himself Bruno. He’s big, REALLY big, the size of a dog, he makes Smarty look like a newborn in comparison, he’s mean too, pushing around others and shaking his head around violently. Smarty had enough of him. “Dummeh Bwuno, dis Smawty Wand, weave nao or Smawty gib biggest huwties!” He said, puffing out his cheeks in a display of authority. Bruno showed no mercy on Smarty, he threw him on his side, cracking ribs, causing Smarty to spit up blood and void his bowls, when he looked up, all he saw was Bruno. Bruno then sank his teeth into Smarty’s side, tearing off fur and skin, and causing more bleeding.
“SCREEEEEE!!! HUWTIES, SMAWTY NU AM NUMMIE, WET SMAWTY GO!!!” Smarty squealed and cried until he eventually started repeating “WAN DIE!”, he said it about six times before Bruno got tired of him and stomped on his throat. “Nummies nu tawkies.”
He began eating Smarty when he looked up at the rest of the herd
“Bwuno Smawty nao!”
I feel like it’s a good idea to listen to him, no Fluffy would be stupid enough to fight him after that…