"Blinded Chirpy Abuse" by wolfram_sparks (FB ID: 36554)

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Powerful stuff. Love it

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Put chirpy on one of those spinning displays for extra confusion

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I would fill those eye sockets with salt and lemon juice.

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Have it so it sets off a Loud explosion if it ever touches any of the speakers

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glorious chirpy-babbeh torture. Always good.

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This idea is so underrated

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That’s a bigass chirpy

Put it on a pad that shocks it every 10 mins it doesn’t move

Add a Scented candle that Smells like milk so the Chirpy thinks it’s gonna get “milkys” :smiling_imp:

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Can chirpy babies move by themselves? I’m assuming not based on this premise, but I guess someone could just keep moving the speakers further away if it tried crawling towards them.

This would make an excellent experiment. Sound or smell? If given the choice will the foal go to the sound of their mom or her scent?

Best part is you’ll need a LOT of blind foals crawling around in desperate search for a mom that won’t come and a mom sobbing over the loss of her neon shit nuggets.

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Sounds good to me.