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When her box slams a little too hard on your no-no’s.
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The crunch makes this so much worse/better.
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Yay!! Scramble eggs 
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Congratulations on being the first person born after 1970 to use the word “box” as a euphemism for a vagina.
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I’d like to thank me inheriting my grandfathers porn collection after his death.
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I guess he got “Ball-Blocked”
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He got the wrong kind of wood. 
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I cannot imagine keeping a physical library of pornography. It is a tradition that passed me by entirely.
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hope those blocks aint as heavy as they sound lol
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I dont actually use them for their intended purpose (or even modern stuff tbh) but I did look through them out of curiosity. Lot of interesting articles.
Now im just aging them on a book shelf behind a fake book panel like fine wine.
Occasionally checking prices online to decide if I want to move various collectors items.
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~que crispy announcer voice from the wikipedia meme~ Block and ball torture.
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it happens to the best of us
When you’re so low on the food chain, blocks designed to be child safe are your predators.
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I take it you missed the whole “kick her in the box and shove her” (khitbash) meme started by Avril Lavigne in the aughts.
Canadians aren’t real
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What a happy little accident! 
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This is one of those instances where I came for the fluffy misfortune, right in my pants, to really appreciate that my pipes work and his don’t anymore.
I just wanted to make a funny comment like Stwumpo snd Lothmar stop looking at me that way.
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The lack of malice makes this far more enjoyable 
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I got kicked in the twin bean bags once
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