“HEEHEEHEE SISSIE MADE BAD POOPIES”
“This is why I dont let eithera little bastards outta the saferoom.”
“BWUDDA GIBS BESTEST SPECHUL HUGGIES HEEHEEHEE”
It’s so strange, hearing childish, humanlike voices discuss something that would be horrifying and disgusting to hear otherwise. But humans have a extremely small genepool, as the fluffy tech explained to you. And that is why humans made that kinda thing a near universal taboo.
Still, you felt better about having Swampie sterilized and modified for seed collection. Buddy’s pattern might not be great, but it was enough to attract amateur backyard breeders and net a little extra cash.
Life was good, they were great fluffies, and yaknow what? Fluffies shit like ferrets. Comes with the territory. People who cant deal with a little shit, don’t deserve shitrats,
It’s called “Blood and Poopies” because Fluffies are full of both of those things.
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Poopies for the poopies god
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SKETTIS FOR THE SKETTI THRONE
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A scatological incest vignette. The quintessence of fluffy.
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Fluffies are obviously a cooperative effort between the followers of Nurgle and the followers of Slaanesh. Abundance of filth + self-centred wants.
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Fluffies are undivided - Khorne cares not from where the blood flows, and Tzeentch just as planned all the crazy schemes fluffies drive humans to do.
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All according to plan, of course
Wonder where the Great Horned Rat comes into play with this
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Slaanesh is about excess, as such fluffies drive humans to … excessive reactions. You wouldn’t normally turn a talkiing animal that shits in your garden into a living espilarde. The relatively simple demands of the fluffy and “unperson” legal/moral status allow humans to act on an inner darkness they didn’t know they had.
Clearly the owner is more in the nurgle camp.
