Blood on the Water :: CuddilyBloodily

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Why the vagina and crotchtits

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Cut off the fins, then throw it back in so it’s special friend can watch it sink and die.

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The ultimate catch and release.

Imagine how hilariously miserable it would be to see the special friend trying everything to save its partner as it sinks bleeding into the dark of the seafloor.

Also the male fluffy kind of looks like it has a black mustache and I can’t unsee it.

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Or drop them back in with the hook and line still attached.
Each time they think they’ve gotten away reel them back up.

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How are you supposed to know it’s a girl?

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So you know which one is the mom and which one is the dad. Silly question!

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Mustache! I see it now! DYING :joy: