Born to suffer (carniviousduck)

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A natural born enffie pal.

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If it’s a girl it even makes a perfect breeder.

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Get ready to spread them cheeks. -yanks leash to show a large, muzzled Cannibal Fluffalo-

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Looks like a deformed furry bird. I’d take it.

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Poor bebbeh. I’d take it in.

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So many just use litterpals, for that too, these days :face_with_monocle:

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Too cute! I’m a bleeding heart for the birth defects.

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Just fly dipshit.

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Give a bunch of other fluffies hugs. Make this one watch, the suffering will be legendary. :smiley:

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So basically a fluffy kiwi (bird) … but it talks … and has no cloaca.

Yea, with the reduced mass he should fly super easy!

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“born” without them riiiight

Its a alicorn its already a “Munstew” :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: at least in the eyes of every fluffy it meets.

But now it has the issue of not being able to even run away when the other fluffs decide to rain hoofs down on its face (smartys have a sence of humour you just know they are gonna go for the back weggies first)

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The fact it says “Onwy make gud poopies.” makes it instantly better than most foals with four legs.

That would be an interesting experiment if you got a foal with larger wings–how much to cut off for it to fly?

(The answer is no amount great enough but it would be fun to try!)

Theres a comic about this let me look

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I will buy you and give you only huggy toys

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man he got cucked on the genetic lottery huh

Well 50 dollars is a still too high price.