Brand fucking new (carniviousduck)

[Carniviousduck]

[bad_poopies]

A surprising lack of scaredy poopies. The owner of that mower is lucky.

[Papa_garp]

Drag it to the side of the road, tie a grocery bag around your shoe+leg, and stomp them out for the inconvenience

[Mister_K]

Just hose it down a bit and it’ll be a-ok.
As a bonus, you could move the tires off the now paralyzed fluffies and slowly chase em with the mower as they crawl.

[Ace]

Nothing Runs Like a Deere™

[Craftyskunk]

damn those lawn ferals

[alphamule]

John Deere’s repairman didn’t deserve this.