Bullseye Box(TM) (LowKey)


Want a quick abuse session with limited setup and cleanup hastle? Try Bullseye Box™! Bullseye Box™ comes in a variety of content types, from the high price Alicorn Dozen, to the Triple Snake Food Set. Each set comes with a box (size dependent upon contents bought) that contains the foals and the mess, one spring action airsoft pistol, and 200 biodegradable bbs. When you are satisfied with the suffering you have inflicted upon your set, simply either dump it in a nearby fluffy compost bin, or return the box with all of its contents in any condition for discounts up to 70% on your next purchase of Bullseye Box™.

*Please remember to use and dispose of product within 36 hours as our high-calorie low digestion speed formula cannot withstand longer shelf lives.
**Fluffy Mart employees are asked to avoid prepackaging Bullseye Boxes™ as the variety of options a customer may request is likely to cause shrink. Insist on building the kit on-demand in training.

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More shitrat ingratitude. A whole product line giving their lives value, & they throw “nu feww pretty” at you.
Verily, Sadbox!

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Love the concept! Fluffs As A Service are great for interesting takes on the critters, hugbox and abuse alike. When you get the airsoft gun can you keep it and get bigger boxes of fluffies? It’d be super cool if you could get motorized ones!

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