Fluffle Co. Bushcraft Fluffies
Often, a larger Fluffy, is a Fluffle Co. biologically engineered Bushcraft Fluffy. These Fluffies are meant for mountain men, meant to tread on grass and rough terrains, and pick up dead game and bring them back to the owner. Feral Bushcraft Fluffies are usually in the forest, and are not weak. Due to their large bodies, better muscles, stronger bowels, and hard bones, ‘sorry hoofsies’ from a Bushcraft Fluffy could bruise a human. They have thicker coats and stronger teeth to survive the environment, so a bite from them is nasty. Luckily, they are hardwired to not harm a human, and if they do, they will gain the sudden urge to slam their head into a wall until they fall unconscious or bleed out. Smarty syndrome still exists among Bushcraft Fluffies. Either way, if you’re a hunter, a mountain man, or if you just like to rough it out in the forest, a Bushcraft Fluffy is perfect for early-stage cheap hunting. Though, Bushcraft Fluffies do not survive on a regular domestic Fluffies diet’ they need protein and vitamins. So, it is suggested to feed them blueberries, currants, grapes, or other small easily chewed fruits that they cannot choke on to eat, along with cooked meats like turkey, beef or chicken, make sure it is not too chewy for your Fluffy. Grains and vegetables are also healthy for them. Bushcraft Fluffies are more aware then regular Fluffies in order to survive better in the wild and potentially save their owner from danger in the woods. Still, Bushcraft Foals still survive on their mothers milk until they reach ‘talkie babbeh’ stages. You can choose between three types of Fluffle Co. Bushcraft Fluffies, a horned Bushcraft Fluffy, also called a ‘bison Fluffy’, a regular Bushcraft Fluffy, also called a ‘bushcraftian fluff’, or a short snouted Bushcraft Fluffy, mimickPre-order a Bushcraft Fluffy on fluffle.org.uk for 12.99 in USD, Pound Sterling, or Euros. You can also buy the full kit for 29.99, which includes a hairbrush, soap, toothbrush, toothpaste and sponge for your Bushcraft Fluffy.
FLUFFLE CO. 1945-1998 IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY HARM CAUSED BY A TRADEMARKED FLUFFLE CO. BUSHCRAFT FLUFFY (1982-2025). DO NOT EXPOSE TO DOMESTICATED PETS. DO NOT PUT IN WATER. ANYONE CAUGHT HARMING A REGISTERED BUSHCRAFT FLUFFY WILL BE FINED WITH A PENALTY OF UP TO 500 IN USD, EU, OR POUND STERLING.
Fluffle Co., Oakfield Industries 1876-2025
Every Fluffy biologically engineered by Fluffle Co. is in a completely humane environment and does not infringe on animal rights: please, remember that The Animal Rights Act does not affect the Hasbio Fluffy Product 1934-2005.