Bye Bestes Babbeh(love2hatefluffs)

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"Oh no, this infant Fluffy - two subgroups known for having little control over their bodily functions - has just accidentally urinated on me after I removed the blind and terrified creature from the warmth and security of its mother.

Guess I need to whack the wee bastard against the wall for some fucking reason."

Come on mate, don’t use the piss as an excuse, just lob the kid like you’re playing fucking Skee-ball and enjoy yourself.

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Have you seen those movies where a person is arrested before committing a crime, because something told them they were going to commit it, it’s the same thing, that fluffie has all the chances to be a smarty, the punishment is knowing what they will become.

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I love a good old fashioned fluffy kicking. Great job!

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Good comic from start to finish

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WhoaaH… it survived 1 hit from a hoomin. That durability should make it a perfect candidate as a battle fluff.

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Maybe he’ll grow up and be the first one to defeat Cheeto

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On the other hand just waste that peepee babbeh. Its color is just too gay. :laughing:

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Blueberry looks like a smarty their for you should shove the foals back up into her special place and cram an egg beater in and mix on the highest setting and pour bleach in with it.

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This will always be the right reasons for kicking when a toy pisses on you.

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You can tell from the way Blueberry was looking at this foal and how she has it on her. That this babbeh was going to be the bestest

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Now this is the problem with most abusers, the lack of distinction between whether a Fluffy is a toy or an animal.

It’s its a toy then being pissed on is a mechanical fault through no fault of the Fluffies own and does not warrant such an overreaction. Annoyance sure but if you’re throwing your toys around because they don’t work properly then you’re the problem.

If it’s an animal then being pissed on is a biological function attributed to the young age of the animal and them not having been correctly trained yet.

You can’t treat Fluffies in this weird middle-ground where they are both, despite what Hasbio’s lawyers might try to say. You either get a Fluffy because you want a pet that talks and accept that punishment may have to be administered if training does not stick, or you get a Fluffy because you want to hurt it. Don’t try to be both and definitely don’t fool yourself into being both.

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Jesus you are a wet blanket.

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Or Skin it. Either which is a better thing to do to such cute little shit.

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so true. all abusers must embrace their true self and purchase fluffies for the pure torture of horse chimera.

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Anyone with a temper that short shouldn’t breed fluffies, period. All of the chirpies will end up dead before developing the ability to control their bowels and bladder. Abuse is one thing but killing chirpies for the smallest infractions is just impractical.

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