Wowee zowee! All that fluffy goodness with no bones!
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How do I break his widdle weggies then?
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Just gonna have to remove the little blob of flesh that is his weggies I suppose 
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You don’t need to find a hole, you just wrap it around your dick like your fucking a tortilla wrap.
I mean, hypothetically of course.
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Can I inquire about that pink pipe cleaner thing beneath those hairless fluffies?
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You can. I can’t guarantee I’ll have an answer tho
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Snip them off with a pair of secateurs.
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Might make a good heated pillow if you can keep it from shitting from weight/pressure…
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Search for that b-hole and plug it up real good. You just have to remember to drain it every week or so.
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There’s no satisfying crunch or the begging for huwties to go away.
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Step on boneless fluffy
SLIP
laugh track
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“Nuu Daddeh, pwease nu taek way fwuffy’s widdle psoodopods!!!”
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Is anyone else going to bring up the refurbished jars or…?
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Stick him in one of those thingies that cubes a whole block of cheese at once (I forget the name). Perfect chunks, ready for cooking, no need to mess with bones.
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I spy the reused cum jars 
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Aw, I sorta want one! Nice little neck pillow.
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Does it like pasta or would that be offensive as it is also a noodle?
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Given that it has no mouth it can only consume the sauce through osmosis
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How am I supposed to torture this… abomination? Where’s the fun in not being able to break bones?
Hmm I could feed it laxatives and watching it float in its own shit? Yeah that will work.
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I want to see what it does on a treadmill!
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