an old weird abuse commission, prompt was “fluffy mom is given candy glass, inevitable stupidity ensues”
originally posted January 24, 2015
Did the green Chirpie somehow teleport behind her and kill itself within a second?
How did the blue one end up with a shard in it’s dick.
It might not have happened right after the first panel. Or maybe it did…
By drinking broken glass?
Also HOLY SHIT, HOW CLUMSY ARE YOU TO GET YOURSELF DECAPITATED WITH A BROKEN BOTTLE?!
The Way of the Fluffy is found in death. When it comes to either/or, there is only the quick choice of death. It is not particularly difficult. Be determined and advance.
teleports behind you
“Nuthin’ pewsonnew mummah”
DIES
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out had a heart of glass
Look not for reason, for thou shall not find it here.