Made to one of the winners for the Commiss-athon raffle, @toofymunstah !
Carrot should stop crying and grow up u.u’‘’‘’
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Fun fact, carrots in the middle ages were yellow and had a wooden pith running up through the middle like a toothpick.
You’ll never guess where I’m going with this…
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I love how miserable Carrot looks!
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Hey carrot, do you know what happens to carrots?
Nu know mummah… wha’ happen?
They get peeled
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“Guantanamo” is my favorite game
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<3
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Do sadists water board their flowers?
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Only if the flowers enjoy it.
You meant BDSM sadists, right?
Now find a fluffy called Cabbage and make cole slaw.
I don’t mean babies.
I meant the ones that do it thinking they are hurting the plant while in reality it just normal watering, with evil mustache twirling on the side
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Oh, so me. I just kinda spray them with the hose while thinking how much they depend on me. Without my efforts, they’re dead.
Most of them are growing really well.
grow up little shit!!! 
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Once again, you nailed what I had in mind, thank you !
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We should, like in Chinese prisons, hang a slowly dripping bucket of water over him and watch him slowly go insane.
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It wont grow in such a small pot, it needs replanting.
Somewhere outside with plenty of sunlight
Constant, Intense, Blinding sunlight.
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The game ends when we pull you from the ground and steam you up alive over a pot to soften you
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