A smarty moron tries to have the Witch Bride “notice” his demands of “nummies and housies”.
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At this point someones gotta put up signs that say “witch bride territory, leave smarties here”
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It would be funny if all the lightning did was give the smarty a mild shock and turn him piss-yellow.
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I just love her attitude. Her wardrobe choices are great too.
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Can’t get shit done with this fluffy bastards nagging you about stuff. Maybe she needs to invest in some kind of magical fence to keep all fluffies off her land.
Also I feel like one of this man-made freak wanted to die and decided that suicide by Witch Bride was the perfect plan.
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“You’ve been…THUNDER STRUCK, YEAH YEAH THUNDER STRUCK”
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And with that fateful bolt, Super-fluff was born! Much to the chagrin of the witch she had made her own worst enemy.
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And since then all smarty been mocked as “yewwow smawty” 
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Imagine mysterious cheering crowds but noone was their and hearing that chant and ground stompin…“na-na-na-na- THUNDER!” 
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Everything worth to get to see em 
up closed 
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I kno’ dat’s right!
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Yeah it talks faster like fast forward tape and its only “super power” is he is a magnet to get hit by lightning 5 times a day out in the open, except if he is underground.
And he gets grounded if he is near within any city area , worst will be the power grid 
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glad you like it.
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No matter the defense in a fluffy world they would mysteriously find a way in a house’s yard or garden. 
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like this poor bastard 
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Man I read this comment and my first thought was fluffies with reality wrapping power and then thought “That would make a great horror story.”
Imagine a herd of fluffies planning to invade your land & home and no matter what you do you can’t stop. Any attempts at harming and/or killing them are met with failure via unexplained means. All attempt of containment or to stop them from advancing don’t work. Damn if I could write for shit I do a story like that.
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Damn 66x ??? its a miracle he is still alive 
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Fan service is great
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Guy: Wow, that’s a center attraction (looking at his magumbos).
Witch: my eyes are here, (pointing to his face)
Guy: Do you have eyes?
Witch: … go away before I turn into a fluffie.
dude: ok, (shamelessly pulls out his cell phone and takes a picture of her and runs)
witch: ok ,now some peace
smarty “stupi munstah wady ,its smarty wand”
witch: fuck,this never ends.
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