Tonight on fluffy news we have the world exclusive.
Since being introduced Petra fluffy’s have been called beanbags with googly eyes soulless husks replacement children but today on fluffy news we hear to announce to America they are changing the face of Africa’s food production in the last year in Africa over 99,000 McDonald’s of open serving Petra meet you might think to yourself why is that any different than here will tell you why unlike your traditional fluffy which has the 65% protein and a 5 to 1 food ratio on the other hand we have Petra fluffy’s with the 89% protein ratio and a one-to-one food ratio little wonder it’s taken Africa by storm studies have shown the African people have 49% more cash for other living expenses because of Petra fluffy’s one-to-one food ratio because of this African governments says soon all of Africa will become second world countries.
Here we have footage of the African village improving its infrastructure thanks to the lower cost of food here you see them putting in plastic piping for greater sanitation and here you can see.
Cuts from the screen to a darkroom with a blue variant of Ronald McDonald in.
It’s all according to plan.
