Got the idea from @ChadLapposki (:
guess who’s gonna have to look for a new girlfriend
just super glue its bac with some blue paint XD
Eh its not like its gonna get much use out of it anyways
Bro got circumcised
na bro diametered
Lol
its a girl!
Accidental penectomy!
xdddddd
Awww~ It should be crushed in your hands!
With rubber gloves on of course!
She heard the screech all the way from work
Take it from me, a woman IRL: Any woman who wants one of these fucking things ain’t a keeper.
What’s getting me is how flabby and ROUND the limbs are. Hell, it already has “Bingo wings”. You know this little bastard can’t even move.
To be honest its not like the turd is gonna get any action. Whats the point of it having any of its genitals? A pee hole will suffice
desire for miwkies so strong its limbs becomes miwkie places
Now stick it into it’s head and turn it into a unicorn!
It’ll be impossible to believe that wasn’t on purpose, poor guy. Must’ve rolled a 1 on his dex.
oopsies…