Sir Calvin “Cal” Quinton Korkea/“The Stoner”/“The Brightest One”/“The Strongest Man Alive”/“The Harbinger of Chaos”/“The Nemesis of Fate”/“The Bestest Hoomin”/“The Man on the Wall”/“The Calvinest Calvin”/“Champion of the Sword of Kings”/“Champion of the Universe”/“Friend to Cats”/“Knight of Drakonia”/“The Crownless King”/“The Godslayer”/“Omega Man”/“Spero”/“Venom II”/“Boy”/CQK-1989
Age: 24 (by end of “Wun Wub, Wun Heawt”)
The heart of the NobodyAtAll Literary Universe. Started off as an average stoner living by himself, off money inherited from his parents. After adopting Marley and Piccolo and falling in love with Judy, he eventually discovered his power as an Omega Class X-Positive, and is now the leader of the ChaotiX. Has two children with Judy now, Quinton and Roxanne, and a third child with Eira, Ronald. Don’t ask him about it. Has long messy brown hair in a ponytail, blue eyes, the scars of a vampire bite on his neck, scars on his gut and back from the Caldroid 2.0 running him through with his own photonic blade, a scar across his chest from the Dark Demon slashing him with a stolen photonic blade, and a black paw print mark on the back of his right hand, which marks him as a Friend to Cats. Wears a black battle suit with green, red and yellow lines when doing ChaotiX stuff. Wears Crocs in his street clothes, and doesn’t care what you think. Possesses pyrokinesis, enhanced senses, and can copy the powers of almost any other X-Positive.
Nivlac “Niv” Notniuq Aekrok/“Dark Boy”
Age: as old as Calvin, technically
Calvin’s dark side. Having spend most of his life suppressed, Calvin’s constant battles awoke him, and he was then given form and a voice of his own by Ianos’ bite. Even though Calvin successfully fought off the vampiric transformation, the voice stuck around in his head. Calvin theorises Nivlac to be a manifestation of the “caveman” part of his mind, or his inner teenager.
Vincal “Vin” Tonquin Keakor
Age: as old as Calvin, technically
Calvin’s light side, and the embodiment of his power. When separated from Calvin, Vincal had very little sentience of his own, and none at all when part of Calvin.
The Memories
Age: as old as Calvin, technically
The memories of everyone who Calvin loves, which he gave form, purpose and power when Nivlac attempted to take over. With every individual Calvin welcomes into his heart, the Memories grow stronger. They protect him from his own internal darkness, and attempts to take him over from outside, but their power still has limits.
The Spirit of the Sword of Kings/“Fi”/“Hild”/“Damned Sword-Haunting Spectre From Hell”
Age: ancient
Exactly what it says on the tin. Has guided each Champion, each wielder of the Sword of Kings, who each gave her a different name. Fi is the name Calvin gave her. The Sword itself is an ancient relic of unclear origin, and that the Sword is still pristine, despite the overgrowth that accumulates on it between each Champion, is a sign of how powerful it really is. Now that Calvin has become a Champion, Fi’s voice has joined Nivlac’s in his head, however, if he is too far away from the Sword, Fi’s voice can’t reach him. He doesn’t have to be holding it to hear her, he just has to be near it. King Arthur was a previous Champion, as was Charlemagne. The Sword of Kings has been known by many names throughout history.
Metaphorphic Intelligent Kickass Assistant/“MIKA”
Age: recently created
The AI in Calvin’s Endo-Klyn Suit. Very eager to help him, and, being programmed by a Faucheuse, he’s not evil.
Judith “Judy” Korkea (née Blaze)
Age: early 30s
Blueberry’s former owner, but then he was recruited into the Smarty Herd and she never saw him again. She promptly bought a new fluffy at Flufftopia, Snowball. Is noted to be very attractive. Now married to Calvin, and the mother of two of his children. Learned magic from her father Robert, now studying under Deston. Has red hair, green eyes, and likes wearing leopard print clothing.
Robert “Rob” Blaze
Age: late 50s (at least)
Judy’s father, and a half-demon. Ran out on Judy and her mother, regretted it, only recently re-entered her life. Is also a wizard, and teaching Judy magic. Has joined the ChaotiX, wears a black and red battle suit when working with them. Also has a robe in the same colors, but prefers street clothes over a robe. Has a tattoo of a cartoon devil on a part of his body that is not usually exposed.
Roxanne Blaze (maiden name unknown)
Age: dead
Judy’s mother, who passed away a year before Calvin and Judy met. Judy seems to be better at dealing with grief than Calvin is.
Quinton “Quin” Pierre Korkea/“Young Quin”
Age: too young to train
Calvin and Judy’s first child, born after the Demonic Invasion. Is also an Omega Class, possesses pyrokinesis like his father, and presumably inherited the power copying too, seeing as Future Quin did. Being far too young to train, he’s wearing a dampener at all times. Not that it stops him from pretending to fire energy blasts at ducks.
Quinton “Quin” Pierre Korkea/“Future Quin”
Age: 18 (technically the same as Young Quin, but don’t start that shit with him)
Calvin and Judy’s son, hailing from a future ruined by Hans. Was raised by Victor, the sole surviving ChaotiX member along with Scarface, and grew up with Future Marley. Traveled back in time to create a better future, and decided to stick around in the past when he succeeded. As an Omega Class, possesses pyrokinesis and power copying. Wears a copy of his father’s old battle suit, the original having been destroyed after the Caldroid killed future Calvin.
Roxanne “Roxie” Roberta Korkea
Age: too young to train
Calvin’s second child with Judy, born after the World Revolution. Is X-Positive, has pyrokinesis like her father and older brother, but whether she is an Omega Class too is currently unknown.
Ronald/“Ronnie”
Age: too young to train
Calvin’s child with Eira, born around the same time as Roxie. Don’t ask, just don’t. Is X-Positive, has superstrength, but whether he is an Omega Class too is currently unknown.
Quinton Trevor Korkea and Ellen Grace Korkea (Ellen’s maiden name unknown)
Age: dead
Calvin and Scott’s parents. Were murdered when Calvin was eight. He inherited most of their money.
Mika Korkea
Age: dead
Calvin and Scott’s late paternal grandfather, and one of the many men June slept with in her younger days. Born in Finland, met June at a party in the UK, which Pierre, Deston, Victor, and Annette were also attending. It was Pierre’s suggestion that Mika introduce himself to June. About nine months after Mika moved to America, not realising that he had left a bun behind in June’s oven, June flew to America with Annette and left their son Quinton on Mika’s doorstep. Pierre is also the one who insisted to Annette that they do this, for reasons pertaining to the fate of the universe. The short version is that Calvin wouldn’t have been born had they not done this. Mika got along with June for the same reason Victor does, that being because they have so much in common. Mika was a shameless womanizer and a lush, but he was also a shrewd businessman, building the fortune that Calvin later inherited. Calvin was always his favorite grandchild.
Scott “Scotty” Korkea
Age: a few years older than Calvin
Calvin’s eldest sibling and a gigantic dick. But also a moron who had to have Calvin point out that Gilda, who Calvin had dumped and Scott had married, cheated on both of them. Eventually made a change of heart.
Tina Korkea
Age: somewhere between Scott and Calvin
One of Calvin and Scott’s other siblings. Is rather promiscuous, and was born with a tail that was removed at birth. Not much better than Scott at his worst.
Christopher “Chris” Oldman/“Vlad the Impaler”/“Demon Chris”/“Bad Chris”
Age: 39 (at time of death)
Lives by himself in a nice city with an unfortunate feral fluffy problem, and has had to deal with several yard invasions. Huge history buff, with a questionable fascination for the bloodier and gorier chapters of human history. Took a page out of Vlad the Impaler’s book and bought a bunch of wooden spikes to impale fluffies with. Does this to protect his fluffy Lavender, who has an unfortunate condition, and who he dotes on endlessly, but not to the point of turning her into a spoiled brat. Has moved onto his brother’s farm with Lavender. Is sliding down the slippery slope. Was married up until two years before he got Lavender, when his now ex-wife Amy caught him in bed with her sister. Is an alcoholic and probably a sex addict, too. Is now dead, and has become a demon.
Christopher “Chris” Oldman/“Nice Chris”
Age: 41
Chris’ counterpart from a timeline where everything went right for him, until a demonic version of Calvin killed everyone he loves, except his wife Amy. Not that Amy. The two of them moved to the main timeline.
Amy Oldman (née Wilson)
Age: 40
Chris’ (ex-)wife. The Amy of Timeline-1989 was killed during the Demonic Invasion. The Amy of Nice Chris’ timeline followed him to Timeline-1989 after both of their families were killed. Unlike the Chris and Amy of Timeline-1989, Nice Chris and his Amy never divorced, are still happy together, despite the pain they’ve endured, and are now embarking on careers as demon hunters with Nice James.
Leslie “Les” Oldman
Age: early 40s
Chris’ big brother, who has been giving him shit his entire life, as is traditionally what a big brother does. Lives on a farm miles away from the city with his wife Helen, raises cattle, sheep and chickens, and makes blackcurrant ice cream that Lavender adores. Has a very active love life with Helen, which Chris has discovered the, ahem, hard way.
Helen Oldman (née Murray)
Age: early 40s (two months younger than Leslie)
Leslie’s wife, who he married right out of high school, and they never once regretted it. They have an adult son, James, attending college far away. Is extremely attractive.
James Oldman/“James the Turd”/“Demon James”/“Bad James”
Age: 22 (at time of death)
Leslie and Helen’s first child. Wears all black, plays heavy metal at full blast, proud abuser, and gives off serious school shooter vibes. Attending college on the other side of the country, occasionally flying out to visit his parents. Chris and Lavender can’t stand him. Is called Young Oldman and James the Turd by his fellow students, and he hates it, and doesn’t think the nicknames are even that clever. Was friends with Dave. Snapped, shot up his school, was executed for his crimes, and is also a demon now.
James Oldman/“Nice James”
Age: 24
James’ benevolent counterpart from a timeline much like Nice Chris’. After a demonic Marley killed his family, he moved to the main timeline.
Keith Oldman
Age: a couple of years
Leslie and Helen’s second child, conceived shortly before James shot up his school.
Klaus Oldman/“Number Two”
Age: late 40s (at time of death)
The Darkest One’s second-in-command. Almost as mysterious as his master. Umbra’s primary caretaker. Also Chris and Leslie’s long-lost older brother. After his death, he became a nephilim. Was not serving the Darkest One voluntarily.
James “Jim” Brooks
Age: early 40s
Leslie’s lifelong best friend. James Oldman was named after him. Is a tad overweight, starting to go bald, and usually wears a denim jacket. He’s owned that jacket for years.
Claire Gagneux and Arnalda Herrmann
Age: close to Judy
Two of Judy’s closest friends, and a happily married couple. Have their own fluffies, Hubert and Ernest, who are also a happy couple. Claire works as a farmhand at the Oldman Farm, and Arnalda is a professional bodybuilder.
Gilda Diggory (formerly Korkea)/“Glittering Gilda”
Age: a year younger than Calvin
Calvin’s ex-girlfriend, dumped by Calvin for being a shameless cheating gold digger. Married Scott, kept cheating on him, then eventually got bit in the ass by karma and made a change of heart. Not the fluffy. Has had multiple cosmetic surgeries. Has two sons, Scott Junior and Barney.
Scott Korkea Jr. and Barney Korkea
Age: a few years (Scott Jr.), a year or two (Barney)
Gilda’s children. While she was married to Scott when Scott Jr. was born, and when Barney was conceived, he is not the father of either of them, and that was one reason they divorced.
Dealer John (last name unknown)
Age: dead
One of Calvin’s old plugs. That’s slang for a drug dealer. Was killed by Demon Chris and James in their clone bodies, probably because of Chris’ long-standing hatred of marijuana.
Principal Wolowitz (first name unknown)
Age: dead
Calvin’s high school principal. Had to put up with the school’s trend of drawing phalluses wherever possible. Passed away after Cal graduated.
Mark Smith
Age: early 20s
Former employee of Flufftopia, a new chain of high-quality fluffy stores. Loves fluffies with all his heart, and couldn’t bear to see them abused. Other than that, doesn’t really stand out. Is now working at the Faucheuse Foundation. And moonlighting as a demon hunter.
David “Dave” Weissman/“Herr Flüffer”/“Doomguy Dave”
Age: 24
Calvin’s childhood… well, friend isn’t exactly accurate. Was a gigantic asshole, but not irredeemably evil. Grows and sells pot for a living, breeds fluffies to use their shit as fertilizer. And sells the weaned foals off for extra cash. Sold Blueberry to Judy. Hates his old nickname and will punch anyone who calls him that to his face. Is happy to be called his new nickname. Is now married to his baby mama Sandra. Is also a half-demon.
Sandra “Sandy” Weissman (maiden name unknown)
Age: a year younger than Dave
Dave’s baby mama, now wife. They have two kids together: Young Dave, and Little Cal. Both of them were conceived out of wedlock. Young Dave was conceived on Calvin’s couch. Has dirty blonde hair.
David “Young Dave” Weissman Jr. and Calvin “Little Cal” Weissman
Age: 5 (Young Dave), 1-ish (Little Cal)
Dave and Sandra’s sons, both conceived out of wedlock. Young Dave was conceived during The Party, and Little Cal was conceived some time before Dave and Sandra’s wedding. Oops. Neither of them has inherited their father’s demon powers, as demonic powers can’t be passed down like that.
Delia Weissman
Age: about 17 years older than Dave
Dave’s mother. Grew up on a farm near the Oldman Farm. Dave’s father ran out on Delia after impregnating her, much like Dave later ran out on Sandra. But unlike Dave, his father never came back. Is very attractive, much to Dave’s consternation, as he’s been putting up with lewd comments about his mother’s appearance his entire life.
Seth Kane
Age: 24
An actual friend of Calvin’s. Likes to smoke weed too. Has long hair dyed mint green, plays the guitar in Zephyr, his band. Fluffysits for Calvin and Judy, has his own fluffy too. Lives in the same building as Calvin, two floors down. Is X-Positive, posseses aerokinesis.
Harold “Harry” Kane
Age: early 50s
Seth’s father. Owns a bar across from Calvin and Seth’s apartment building. Used to be an army medic, the experience comes in handy when drunks start a fight. Lets Zephyr perform in his bar. Supports his son’s ambitions wholeheartedly, but was too emotionally stunted to admit it. Is now X-Positive, has aerokinesis like Seth.
“Bulk Bogan” (real name unknown)
Age: older than Seth
Seth’s cousin from his mother’s side of the family (she was Australian). Essentially, the Australian Hulk Hogan, and yes, there was a lawsuit.
Terrence “Terry” Stone
Age: 27
The drummer in Zephyr. Short, black, has cornrows, and is on the muscular side. Got a stone fluffy, Marble, because he found them fascinating. Is X-Positive, has terrakinesis.
Cindy Brand
Age: 23
Plays the bass in Zephyr. Redheaded, likes to wear denim skirts, and has a fluffy, Podoboo. She’s a fan of retro games. Is X-Positive, has pyrokinesis.
Wallace Poole
Age: 28
Plays the keyboard and does backup vocals in Zephyr. Is tanned, has the lean physique of a swimmer, and dyed his wavy hair ocean blue. Owns an aquafluffy, Wave. Is X-Positive, has… hydrokinesis. What were you expecting?
Hiromi “Void” Tezuka
Age: two years younger than Akira
Plays backup guitar in Zephyr, and is Akira’s younger sister. Has a streak of white dyed into her hair, and is one of the first people outside Japan to own a kitsune fluffy, named Michael.
Andre Dibny
Age: 24
A mutual friend of Calvin and Dave. Keeps an eye on Dave’s “crap factory” and foals when Dave is out acquiring more “stock”. Has his own fluffies, Magic and Johnson. He’s a big fan of the guy. Is X-Positive, can stretch and contort his body like it’s made of rubber. Now also a member of the Harlem Globetrotters.
Sir Bearington
Age: N/A
A hallucinatory member of the Ursus genus who Andre keeps seeing when he’s high. Wears a top hat and monocle.
Dr. Pierre Tristan Bertrand Odilon Faucheuse/“Doc”/“Reaper”/PTBOF-1989
Age: ??? (at least around 300)
A scientist who was working on a way to immunise fluffies against the effects of Pheromone 53. Deston’s older brother. Founded FauCorp, which owns the Flufftopia chain and the Fluff Network, to fund his experiments, but found he enjoys running a business and creating high-quality products. Is a cyborg, had multiple bodies. Former leader of the Fluffy Cabal and the ChaotiX. Is an X-Positive himself, his power is, you guessed it, supergenius intellect. Is the smartest man on the planet.
Dr. Deston “Des” Aubin Morte Garson Faucheuse/“The Fluffy Whisperer”/“Magus”
Age: ??? (at least around 300)
A psychologist specialising in fluffy psychology, but very knowledgeable about fluffies in general. Has authored several books on fluffies, such as So You’ve Decided To Get A Fluffy, The Herd’s The Word, Fluffies Around The World, and Fluffies: Inside And Out, an anatomy book that traumatized one particular family of alley fluffies. Is also Earth’s Archmage, and the most powerful wizard on the planet.
Xavier “Xav” Laine
Age: 51
Showrunner at Fluffywood, used to work in human television but needed a change of pace. Has high expectations of his staff, human or fluffy, but treats them all well if they don’t fuck up. Is half-alien, his father is an Intergalactic Patrolman from the planet Lumix. Now married to Susan.
Cecil “Cess” von Drachen
Age: late 40s
Head writer at Fluffywood. Is of noble stock, the von Drachens were prominent in Europe. Cecil, his brother Harvey, and his son Edward are the last surviving members.
Sir Edward “Eddy” Theodore von Drachen/“Dragon-Boy”/“Drakus Reborn”/“Knight of Drakonia”/ETvD-1989
Age: early 20s
Cecil’s son. Works at Fluffywood too, in Department XXX, writing the scripts for what is essentially fluffy porn. Is also half-dragon, and the reincarnation of Drakus.
“Victor”/“Vic”/“Vicky”/“Fenrir Houndstooth”/“Dan “D.B.” Cooper”/“Quentin Rodriguez”/“Roland Itiative”/ “Jeff Albertson”/“Barney Faucheuse”/“William Arthur”/“Ed Mode”/“Mystery Man”/Souw Bwuddah" (real name unknown)
Age: ???
An associate of Pierre’s. Does “jobs” for him. Little else is known about him. Lives in a cabin in the middle of nowhere with his fluffy Scarface. Has a teleporter device gifted to him by Pierre, which he calls a blipper. Much to Pierre’s annoyance. Is immortal. Has an all black battle suit, but usually wears a black shirt or tank top, camo pants and combat boots. When doing solo jobs for Pierre, wears a skull mask and hood. The mask used to belong to Pierre.
Victor’s Sister (real name unknown)
Age: dead
Yes, Victor had a sister. Presumably died a long time ago. Only Victor’s most trusted associates know she even existed.
Victor’s Genie (real name unknown)
Age: ???
A genie in a lamp, which Victor keeps on a shelf to decorate his cabin, because Victor doesn’t trust genies. Has a bad case of wish blue balls.
Tommy and Maria Fonda
Age: 42 (Tommy), 34 (Maria)
A hippie couple driving around the country in their rainbow VW bus, with their fluffy Woodstock, for reasons that only really make sense to them, but also to help feral fluffies on Pierre’s behalf. Befriended Blueberry and helped him name his herd, and then helped his herd become the biggest game in town. Er, in the forest. Tommy is an X-Positive: he can see what’s really there, and has healing hands. They have a daughter now, Moonflower.
Moonflower Fonda
Age: a few months older than Young Quin
Tommy and Maria’s daughter. Conceived in the Mothership, some time before the Demonic Invasion. Her first words were “Dino shit!”
Dr. Erwin Stahlberg/“Steely”
Age: mid 40s
Hans’ great-nephew. Deeply ashamed of everything Hans has done. Is much nicer than Hans ever was. Works at the Faucheuse Foundation, invented the medical scanner he uses there. Also designed and built the Stahlkörper 2.0, a mecha suit. Think the Ride Armor from Mega Man X. Looks a lot like Hans did in his original body, but Erwin’s facial features are softer, warmer and friendlier.
Dario Stahlberg
Age: mid-40s (a couple of years older than Erwin)
Erwin’s cousin, and a master of making ice cream. Moved to Calvin’s city from Germany with his family and opened up an ice cream parlor that caters to humanoids and fluffies alike.
Kirk Stahlberg/“Projekt Schatten”
Age: at least 77
The result of a Nazi attempt to create a new master race by harnessing the latent power of the human genome. Was evidently a failure, because he was put on ice for several decades. Hans and Gerald were involved with his creation, which involved the red Stone of Octavo, and Hans was his father. Yes, really.
Dr. Valerie “Val” Victoria Valentine
Age: ???
One of Pierre’s protégés, taking over his scientific endeavours. She also took over as tech supplier for the ChaotiX. May be the smartest woman on the planet. Definitely not as young as she looks. Also one of Pierre’s three children, is the middle child.
Prometheus/“Prommy”
Age: 5 years (since initial activation)
A robot designed and built by Valerie. He’s like a son to her. Is friendly, gentle, and polite, but his prime directive is protecting the innocent. Don’t try to piss him off by hurting innocents. He does have a sense of humor, and a tendency to enjoy winding people up, but in the case of people he likes, he will stop if they just ask him to. But his friends usually tend to laugh at his jokes and quips, so they don’t.
Fido
Age: recently created
A tyrannosaurus rex Schlechtnik reprogrammed by the Nerd Squad to be Prometheus’ pet. Behaves like a dog.
Susan “Suzy” Laine-Stoley
Age: ???
Another of Pierre’s protégés, taking over as CEO of FauCorp. Pierre’s second daughter, and Valerie’s younger half-sister. Is X-Positive: her power is detecting lies.
Xidorn “Xid” Odilon Laine-Stoley
Age: baby
Xavier and Susan’s son. Being one quarter Lumixian and possibly X-Positive, it’s guaranteed that he won’t be a normal boy.
Isabella Faucheuse (née Stoley)
Age: dead
Pierre’s second wife, and the love of his life. Susan’s mother. Was murdered by Bertrand for a number of reasons. But it can be boiled down to “she wasn’t Vanessa”. Had the same frizzy black hair as Susan. Was half Italian.
Annette “Annie” Faucheuse (née Wederweax)/“Granny”
Age: ???
Deston’s wife, and Sorcière’s grandmother. The most powerful witch in the world. Was separated from Deston for three years after their son and daughter-in-law died. Has possibly gotten back together with him. Lives in the UK, but has a blipper. Has an apprentice, Tiff.
June “Juney” Baron/“Nanny”
Age: ???
Another witch, and Annette’s best friend. Also Calvin’s long-lost grandmother. Got pregnant after a one night stand with his grandfather Mika, and left Calvin’s father Quinton on Mika’s doorstep for reasons pertaining to the fate of the universe. Also lives in the UK, and is the matriarch of a large family. Has been married three times. And that’s just the official score.
Mel Baron
Age: 40s
One of June’s many children, and thus Calvin’s half-uncle. Is the greatest smith alive, and that is not hyperbole.
Tiffany “Tiff” Louping
Age: 8
Annette’s apprentice. Rather plain looking, doesn’t stand out. Mark can probably relate.
Sorcière “Sorcie” Faucheuse
Age: 8
Deston’s granddaughter and apprentice in wizardry. Was orphaned at the age of 5. Has been living at Deston’s Sanctum ever since with her fluffy Merlin. Is quite popular at her new school, thanks to her talents, and the boys at school all think she’s very pretty indeed. Wants to be the most powerful wizard in the world, so she can protect the world with magic.
Morte and Kelly Faucheuse (Kelly’s maiden name unknown)
Age: dead
Deston’s son and daughter-in-law, respectively. Sorcière’s parents. Morte grew up in the Sanctum. Also murdered by Bertrand, who staged a car accident. This time, as part of the sick game Bertrand was playing with Pierre. Morte was blond, like his father, and Kelly had the same silver-blonde hair her daughter inherited.
“François Faucheuse”/“Francis Harvester”/“Auldryn the Golden”/“Goldilocks”/“Frantastic” (real name unknown)
Age: ??? (at least around 300)
Pierre and Deston’s father. A wizard who possessed a staff containing 1% of Chaos’ power, making him more powerful than any other wizard. Became a half-demon, and was in Chaos’ custody for a while. Born in Drakonia. Auldryn the Golden is the name he took up when he became a full-fledged wizard, and François Faucheuse is the name he took when he moved to France. His birth name is currently unknown.
Audrey “Aud” Faucheuse (maiden name unknown)
Age: mid 30s (at time of death)
Pierre and Deston’s mother. Was killed by her husband, and became a nephilim too.
Drake Fuego
Age: early 20s
A member of the ChaotiX. Has spiky black hair with a red stripe, and pyrokinetic powers like Calvin. Drake and his fluffy Diablo trained Calvin. Wears a red, orange and yellow flame pattern battle suit, and is half Hispanic. Is a rapper in his day job.
Benjamin “Ben” Watson
Age: early 20s
Another member of the ChaotiX. Has blond, Albert Einstein-esque frizzy hair, due to his electrokinetic powers, which his fluffy Surge shares. They trained Miles after he developed electrokinesis too. Wears a yellow and electric blue battle suit.
Augustus “Gus” Ruisard
Age: early 30s
Another member of the ChaotiX. An aerokinetic. Has wispy hair that has prematurely gone white. Is very sensitive about that. Wears a white and grey battle suit.
Reilly Peterson
Age: late teens
Another member of the ChaotiX. Has, essentially, Spider-Man’s powers, and is taking care of Mayday. Is Danny’s girlfriend, and yes, they have done it on the ceiling. Has short, dark brown hair and blue eyes. Wears a red and blue battle suit.
Daniel “Danny” Hartman
Age: late teens
Another member of the ChaotiX. He can walk through walls, disappear, and fly. He’s much more unique than the other guys. Partnered with Ghost. Is Reilly’s boyfriend. Has white hair and green eyes. His hair turned white when his powers kicked in, before that, it was black. Wears a black and white battle suit.
Branca Colombo
Age: young, exact age unclear
An orphan girl from Brazil, who lived on the streets of Rio de Janeiro with a feral herd until her power to walk through walls was discovered by the ChaotiX. She was using it to steal food out of desperation. Now living in America with Danny, who considers her a surrogate little sister. Has developed various other spectral powers like him and Ghost. Also has a crush on Miles.
Symona Buchko
Age: 15
A young girl from Ukraine who crossed Threshold X and developed sonic screaming. Now being trained by Danny and Ghost, who have a similar power.
Walter “Wally” Lampert
Age: mid 20s
Yet another ChaotiX member. He has superspeed, as does his fluffy Bolt. Has red hair. Wears a red and yellow battle suit.
Brian Richards
Age: mid 20s
Again, another ChaotiX member. He and his fluffy Stretch have the same rubber man powers as Andre, and are training him. Has black hair, slicked back. Wears a blue and black battle suit.
Neil “Needles” Delmore
Age: late teens
Take a wild guess. Possesses various poisonous powers, as does his fluffy Spike. Has a spiky punk mohawk dyed acid green. When not in his black and acid green battle suit, wears a black leather jacket, black leather boots and various heavy metal band T-shirts. Is, essentially, a nice version of James, if a bit rough around the edges. Has a lot of piercings and tattoos.
Famke Turner
Age: late teens
I don’t even need to say it anymore, do I. Possesses telekinesis and telepathy, along with her fluffy Chakra. Has shoulder length red hair. Could pass for Judy’s little sister, if Judy wasn’t an only child. Wears a green and gold battle suit.
Roland “Rocky” Rhoades
Age: early 20s
A terrakinetic, along with his fluffy Terra. Is currently studying to be a geologist. Or a mineralogist. Tall, black, shaved head, built like a brick shithouse, and earned his nickname by eating several tubs of Rocky Road ice cream in one sitting. Wears a purple and grey battle suit.
Akira Tezuka
Age: early 20s
Born in Japan, his family moved to America wheh he was young. Possesses superstrength and superspeed, can fire energy blasts and fly, and was trained in martial arts by Victor, who has trained with the greatest martial artists in history, including the legendary Ōsensei. His fluffy Wukong has the same powers. Wears an orange and blue battle suit.
Dwayne Sinclair
Age: late 20s
Possesses superstrength and enhanced durability. Tall, bald, muscular, and ethnically ambiguous. Wears a dark grey and brown battle suit. Works at Flufftopia.
Aziz Bayat
Age: late 20s
Also possesses superstrength and enhanced durability. Trained by Dwayne. Also muscular, is Iranian, has gelled black hair. Also works at Flufftopia.
Sasha Bortsov (patronymic unknown)
Age: close to Boris and Alexsei
Boris and Alexsei’s cousin, and nowhere near as nasty as those two. Works for the Foundation, and is X-Positive: possesses superstrength and enhanced durability like Dwayne and Aziz, and is being trained by the former. Looks a lot like his relatives, but friendlier.
Paul Murphy
Age: early 20s
A member of Fluffywood’s post-production department who… you guessed it… joined the ChaotiX when he developed the power of animalistic shapeshifting: he can turn into any animal he can think of. His fluffy form is useful for gathering information from fluffies who don’t trust humans. In his human form, he’s tall, and has brown hair. Wears a brown and peach battle suit.
Sanjay Kapoor
Age: mid 20s
Another member of Fluffywood’s post department.
Jake DiMaggio
Age: 40s
Possesses animalistic shapeshifting like Paul, and trained him. Is usually gathering information abroad in various animal forms. Has also developed rubber powers, for some reason.
Arthur “Artie” Norris
Age: mid-30s
Possesses waterbreathing, enhanced strength and durability, allowing him to survive at the bottom of the ocean, as well as hydrokinesis. Is a swimming instructor in his day job, and a fully qualified lifeguard.
Orville Milton
Age: mid-20s
Possesses flight. That’s it. Poor guy. He does however, have a splendid mustache that rivals Harry’s. Recently developed aerokinesis, much to his delight, as did his fluffy Wilbur.
Olaf “Big O” Eriksen
Age: mid-40s
Possesses cryokinesis. Is usually working in various cold parts of the world, so he doesn’t usually get involved with the ChaotiX’s affairs in the city. Trained Snowball and Zamorozit.
Miles O’Shaughnessey/“Miley-Wiley”
Age: 18
A new member of the ChaotiX and Ron’s younger brother. Looks like a mini version of Ron. Can fly, has superspeed, can fix pretty much any machine, and can curl into a ball, and now also has electrokinesis and the power to turn his body to silver. Is also an Omega Class, can develop new powers when he needs them. Is Calvin’s first protégé.
Ronald “Ron” O’Shaughnessy
Age: early 20s
Miles’ eldest sibling. Works at Facility B-34, and adopted one of the breeder mares, Twinkle, after an incident.
Private Henry Morris
Age: at least 100
A vampire, turned in World War I. Has spent most of his unlife laying low and just trying to stay unalive. Has joined the ChaotiX, along with his vampire fluffy Carmilla. Is also somewhat knowledgeable in magic, though Henry doesn’t consider himself a wizard. Wears a black and red battle suit when working with the ChaotiX, and black bat-print swimming trunks when spending time on the beach. He and Carmilla now own magical items called Sun Pearls, created by Deston, that protect vampires from the sun. Has short hair, permanent stubble, and is a bit on the scrawny side, though he’s a vampire, so he doesn’t need to lift. If you’re having trouble imagining what he looks like: picture Sanae Hanekoma from The World Ends With You as a vampire, and you’ve got the general idea.
Erica “Eri” Morris (née Hall)
Age: ??? (younger than Henry)
Henry’s wife. Works at Happy Fluffy Daycare, adores fluffies, and deeply regrets all the fluffies she had to drain to stay unalive. Has given birth to Henry’s son, Adrian. Yes, vampires can have children. Where do you think Jackie came from? The stork?
Adrian Deston Morris
Age: baby
Henry and Erica’s infant son. Yes, vampires can have children.
Professor Rex Sycamore
Age: early 50s
A werewolf, turned when he was a boy. His husband, children and fluffies know what he is, and love him anyway. Uses his powers for good, and teaches Philosophy at the college James used to attend. Has also joined the ChaotiX. Wears a brown and dark green battle suit when working with the ChaotiX, and a dark green tweed jacket when teaching. Possesses a magic item called a Moon Pearl, also created by Deston, that allows Rex to keep his human mind in wolf form.
César Iglesias
Age: late 40s
Rex’s husband. Works as a dog groomer. Doesn’t like Victor, due to the fact that Victor once slept with Rex. It was before Rex met César, but still.
Rudolf and Conan Sycamore-Iglesias
Age: pre-teens
Rex and César’s sons, adopted as babies. Rudolf has a birthmark on his cheek, which is the only way to tell them apart.
Luna Lowell
Age: 10
A werewolf like Rex, adopted by Rex and César after her parents were killed. Which was also when she was turned. Like Rex, was turned by Garm.
Samuel/“Mister Angel”
Age: ???
A angel who came from Up There to protect the innocent. Disguises himself as a common hobo. Can be as generous, friendly and forgiving to the good as he can be ruthless, merciless and unforgiving to the evil. Seems to like angel food cake, because he keeps manifesting it to give it to fluffies. Is the same angel Deston summoned to protect Sorcière and Merlin during the Demonic Invasion.
Gabriel
Age: ???
Another angel, who came to Earth with Samuel. Samuel and Gabriel are allowed to be in the mortal realm unsummoned because Demon Chris and James did it first. There’s a clause for that in the Pacts. One of Victor’s many, many hookups.
G’r’f’l the Incredibly Well Hung
Age: ???
An elite demon, working in the Rape Chamber Down There, and moonlights as an incubus. Lives up to his title, has to have his loincloths custom made.
G’h’zz and M’zz
Age: ???
Two elite demons assigned to guard and punish Jaws after he died and went to Hell.
“Gene Osborne”/
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Age: ???
A member of the Intergalactic Patrol, from the planet Lumix. Not Xavier’s father. His real name is unpronounceable by humans, so he uses a codename.
“Xander Laine”/real name unpronounceable
Age: ???
Xavier’s father, and like Gene, a Lumixian and an officer of the Intergalactic Patrol.
Campylobacter/“Campy”
Age: ???
A Furon, and a nice one at that. Also an officer of the Intergalactic Patrol.
Cryptosporidium/“Crypto”
Age: ???
A Furon, and a petty criminal who has had countless run-ins with the Intergalactic Patrol. In an alternate timeline where the Patrol doesn’t exist, Crypto’s counterpart is a soldier of the fearsome Furon Empire. For further information on that counterpart’s exploits, see Destroy All Humans.
Orthopox/“Pox”
Age: ???
Another Furon, and a friend of Crypto. Is a brilliant scientist, and in another timeline, became the Emperor of the Furon Empire after a series of unusual events.
Klebsiella/“Kleb”
Age: ???
Another Furon, who somehow rediscovered the lost art of the Temporal Fist. Participated in the Intergalactic Tournament, but was defeated by Zhala Jr., much to Crypto’s amusement.
Yhts-byts
Age: ???
An Arachnoid officer of the Intergalactic Patrol.
Commander Blanc
Age: ???
Current Commander of the Intergalactic Patrol, and a Tuuni resembling a short anthropomorphic pig. Obviously, a bit of an odd one. Despite his inherently silly appearance and nature, is capable of being serious when the need arises.
J’onn J’onzz (no relation)
Age: ???
A Martian, living on Earth, where he opened a restaurant. Like all Martians, absolutely adores Oreos.
J’enn J’onzz
Age: ???
J’onn’s niece, and a recent recruit to the IntergalactiX. Has been operating as a superhero solo for a while.
Professor Beckett “Buzz” Eerie/“The Bombastic Bee-Man”
Age: early 30s
An entomologist whose attempt to breed super-bees gave him superpowers: he can sprout bee wings to fly, shrink to the size of a bee, has retractable stingers like Reilly, and can command bees. Fights crime as the Bombastic Bee-Man. He didn’t choose the name. Is Blasian. Wears a battle suit with black and yellow stripes, unsurprisingly. The costume he was wearing before he joined the ChaotiX was homemade on a low budget.
Glenn/“Fluffy-Head” (last name unknown)
Age: ???
A wandering swordsman, whose master Cyrus was killed by Ianos several years ago. To add insult to injury, Ianos cursed Glenn, turning his head into a fluffy’s head. The sword Glenn wields, Grandleon, originally belonged to Cyrus. Ianos broke it in half, and the sword was only recently repaired. While the sword appears to be made of gold and silver, the “gold” is actually chivalrium. Grandleon was forged specifically for slaying demons, vampires and werewolves, as all three share a crippling weakness to silver. Glenn also has a gilded shield, so because gold is anti-magical, when Glenn got his rematch with Ianos, he had the vampire wizard coming and going. Has joined the ChaotiX, though he was already working with them, out of gratitude for Victor helping him repair his sword. It was made official after the battle with Ianos. Glenn is incapable of casting magic himself. He didn’t know any before his cranial transformation, but his fluffy head prevents him from pronouncing the magic words properly. This was deliberate on Ianos’ part, a way of adding insult to injury. Glenn is still human from the neck down, it should be noted. Glenn is, however, capable of crossing Threshold X, and has developed hydrokinesis.
Cyrus (last name unknown)
Age: mid 20s (at time of death)
Glenn’s master and closest friend. Was murdered by Ianos, and avenged by Glenn. Became a nephilim as well.
Toma Levine
Age: around Cyrus’ age (counting the years Cyrus has been dead)
A friend of Cyrus and Glenn, and a fellow member of the Hunter Association. Helped Cyrus train Glenn when they were young. Likes to drink. A lot. Was clean-shaven in his youth, but has a mustache in the present.
Leene Bell
Age: a couple of years younger than Glenn
Glenn’s girlfriend. Thinks the fluffy head is so cool. Usually wears a white tube top with matching white baggy pants. Is on the petite side. Is X-Positive, has the power of cryokinesis.
Alpha “Al” Korkea (formerly Projekt Caldroid 1.0)
Age: about 17 years (since initial activation)
A robot doppelganger of Calvin created by Hans Stahlberg. Hails from the future, or now, a future. Was initially bent on obtaining the Omega Drives, power sources he needed to reach his full potential. Was then reprogrammed to remove his homicidal urges and drive to exterminate all organic life, and is now working to undo the damage he’s done. Is also a ChaotiX member, but operates in the Philippines as the protector of New Quezon City, which he single-handedly built.
Beta “Bet” Korkea
Age: recently created
A robotic doppelganger of Judy, created by the Nerd Squad to be Alpha’s companion. Is just as powerful as Alpha. They have a son, Gamma, also built by the ChaotiX, based on Future Quin.
Gamma “Gam” Korkea
Age: recently created
A robotic doppelganger of Future Quin, created by the Nerd Squad too. Is also just as powerful as Alpha, and is good friends with Quin and Miles.
Omega “Om” Korkea (formerly Projekt Caldroid 2.0)
Age: recently created
The successor to Alpha. Contained a power source called an Omega Core, which grants him power beyond the Omega Drives. After he was repaired and reprogrammed, it was removed. He’s still figuring out what to do with himself.
Reginald Schumacher/“Reggae”
Age: ???
A Jamaican man who was murdered, along with his fluffy, by Umbra and Number Two many years ago, with the Staff of Necrosis the Undying. The duo eventually rose from the dead as fully sentient zombies, though they both suffer from amnesia. They made their way from Jamaica to Florida via the bottom of the sea, and ran into Henry and Carmilla. Has joined the ChaotiX along with Mortis, and wears a default grey battle suit. After regaining his memories, wears a battle suit with rasta colors and a Jamaican flag on the back.
Sonia Van Helsing
Age: early 20s
A descendant of Dr. Abraham Van Helsing himself. Since her ancestor defeated Dracula, her family has taken up the way of the vampire hunter. Is a member of the Hunter Association, and wields a silver chain whip, a family heirloom. Now also a ChaotiX member, along with Gizmo and Hunter. Since Dracula’s original defeat by Abraham Van Helsing and his team, the Vampire King has somehow re-risen from the grave multiple times, usually being put down by one of Abraham’s descendants. In 1999, Sonia’s father killed Dracula for good.
Julius Van Helsing
Age: 60s
Sonia’s father and the man who defeated Dracula once and for all. Current head of the Hunter Association. Is irked when his family name is spelled with a capital V. Sonia doesn’t really mind.
Dr. Abraham “Abe” Van Helsing/“Bram Stoker”
Age: dead
A Dutch doctor, and Sonia’s ancestor. The man who killed Dracula. At least, the first time. He then wrote a book about his exploits under a pen name, though, according to Sonia, he embellished a few of the details for the sake of drama. Her family knows the true story, though. While the Van Helsing family has been hunting vampires for centuries, Abe himself didn’t join the family business until the whole thing with Dracula.
David “Gizmo” Hammer
Age: early 20s
Sonia’s boyfriend and tech guy. Owns the plumber’s van the two of them and their fluffy use to drive around Europe, as they hunt vampires and various other supernatural threats to society. A huge fan of Pierre and Valerie. A descendant of Quincey Harker.
Jackie (last name unknown)
Age: 9
Ianos’ son, and a dhampir. Possesses all of a vampire’s power, with none of the weaknesses. Him and his vampire fluffy Alfador are now unliving with Henry.
Harley Renard
Age: 8
One of the vampires sired by Ianos himself. Was unwillingly used as a Trojan Horse. After being freed from thralldom, she was forgiven for everything she had done. Is also now unliving with Henry.
Veronica “Ronnie” Zelinsky
Age: early 40s
A wizard and magical tailor, making robes for mages. Can do any pattern. Has black hair in a bun that could crack rocks. Knows pretty much every mage who lives in Calvin’s city, as she’s probably sold them a robe at least once.
Dean Graham Ackland
Age: ???
Wizard and Dean of Corey University, a magical school. Has a crossbow, and likes to go on hunting trips. He’s not hunting fluffies. It’s just not sporting.
Floris Hazelweiss
Age: ???
Not to be confused with the plant golem of the same same, who was actually named after this Floris out of spite. A druid, and Demeter’s ex-husband. Saved the life of a grievously injured feral fluffy by transforming him into a garden fluffy, using the same druidic magic Demeter used to create her Forces of Nature. The difference is that Herb, as Floris named his garden fluffy, retained his soul and sentience, and is now happily living with Floris.
Sander Gwenn
Age: ???
One of the few decent practitioners of blood magic, and a personal friend of Deston. He prefers to call himself a hemomancer, and prefers to call blood magic hemomancy.
Jake Berkley
Age: mid 20s
Glamour’s owner. Employed his friend Peter Berger’s services when Glamour entered her “wan babbehs” phase.
Peter Berger
Age: mid 20s
Jake’s friend, and a wizard-in-training at Corey University. Seems to be gifted at illusions in particular.
Philip Pringle
Age: ???
The Death of Humans’ manservant. Has a similar arrangement as Albert has with the Death of Fluffies.
Chival the Benevolent
Age: long dead
The wizard who invented chivalrium. He took the secrets of his creation to the grave, such as how to make chivalrium, and how exactly it discerns the user’s morality. So all known stores of chivalrium were created by Chival himself. He hid multiple caches across the Earth, knowing that only those who could be trusted with the metal would be able to take it. One of those caches was inside Ayer’s Rock, also known as Uluru.
Merlin
Age: long dead (probably)
Yes, he was real too. One of the most powerful wizards to ever walk the Earth. If he is still alive, and if so, where or when he is remains unknown.
King Arthur/“Champion of the Sword of Kings”
Age: long dead
And yes, he was real too. Although François has implied that “King” is an exaggeration. On the other hand, he is a former Champion of the Sword of Kings, which was known as Excalibur in his day. Perhaps the tales of the Sword in the Stone and the Lady of the Lake are corrupted accounts of what really happened…
Charlemagne/Charles the Great/“Champion of the Sword of Kings”
Age: long dead
Yes, that Charlemagne. Another former Champion of the Sword of Kings, known as Joyeuse in his day. The sword currently on display in the Louvre is a fake, believe it or not.
Sigurd/“Champion of the Sword of Kings”
Age: long dead
Yes, the one from Norse mythology. Another former Champion of the Sword of Kings, which was known as Gram in his day.
Lincoln/“Champion of the Sword of Kings”
Age: long dead
A previous Champion of the Sword of Kings, who took up the blade several centuries ago. Although long dead, his spirit may be summoned from the afterlife, along with the spirit of any other previous Champion, to advise the current Champion. Yes, this means Calvin will have to do this too when he eventually dies.
Reiner “Reiny” Swan
Age: ??? (even he isn’t sure)
A wizzard who can’t spell. Rather quick on his feet. Owns a magic box that is sentient and obeys his every command, even if it doesn’t like it. Has a counterpart in another universe who probably isn’t as happy as Reiner is. One of four recent recruits to the ChaotiX, the other three being his best friends Gilius, Kobul and Angus.
Mr. Futaba (first name unknown)
Age: ???
An old friend of Reiner, and the one who gifted the Luggage to him. Is happily married and has two adult daughters.
Gilius “Gilly” Bli’kzim-ku’up (means thunder-head)
Age: ???
A dwarf, and probably male, though with dwarves, you can’t really be sure. While he sometimes wields a pickaxe, he also has a traditional dwarven axe.
Ghadzi “Ghad” Bli’kzim-ku’up
Age: a few years younger than Gilius.
Gilius’ brother. Works at Happy Fluffy Daycare.
Kobul/“Kob”/“Kobie”
Age: ???
A Silicoid, though he identifies as a troll, because he was born on Earth. Despite his intimidating appearance, is a decent guy.
Sergeant Kaunkrit/“Kaun”
Age: a few years older than Kobul
Kobul’s brother, and a police officer.
Kulay
Age: ???
Kobul and Kaunkrit’s father. Rather set in his ways, but not a bad person at heart.
Saffyre
Age: ???
Kobul and Kaunkrit’s mother. Much more open-minded than her husband.
Skull-Crackin’ Angus
Age: ???
A pictsie, a race of diminutive blue humanoids of unclear origin. They can apparently travel between worlds. Surprisingly strong and fast for his size, lives up to his title, and is the Big Man, the leader, of his pictsie clan, who live in an old burial mound. They don’t pay their “roommate” much mind.
Daft Mungo
Age: ???
A member of Angus’ pictsie clan. And not very smart, even by pictsie standards, but very eager.
Gyll
Age: adult (by Hydroxian standards, age in Earth years unknown)
A Hydroxian, a race of aquatic aliens, who moved to Earth with his family. Now working with the ChaotiX, and owner of Neptune, one of the first aquafluffies.
Turo
Age: close to Gyll
Gyll’s wife, and a skilled cook of various seafood dishes.
Fynn, Webb and Skyl
Age: young (by Hydroxian standards)
Gyll and Turo’s children. Fynn and Webb are boys, and Skyl is the baby of the bunch.
Dorz
Age: a few years older than Gyll and Kaud
Gyll’s eldest brother, and the strongest Hydroxian. Possesses abilities few members of his kind do. But, unfortunately, he still has the same weakness the rest of his kind does: electricity.
Torut
Age: young adult (by Hydroxian standards)
Dorz’s son. Owns his own fishing boat.
Kaud
Age: between Gyll and Dorz
Gyll and Dorz’s brother, and an officer of the Intergalactic Patrol.
Kyle Jones
Age: early 20s
James’ former dormmate, though they are not friends. A stereotypical stoner conspiracy theory nut, but unlike most conspiracy theorists, Kyle’s theories are usually accurate. Recently graduated, moved into Cal’s building, and got his own rasta fluffy, Cheech. Is also a friend of Cal’s. Has developed the power to create illusions, and is being trained by Deston, who can do the same thing with magic.
Amy Natalie Tiernan/“Ant-Woman II”
Age: early 20s
A young woman who, along with her girlfriend Amber, owns a garage, and a fluffy named Bella. Amy also owns a suit of power armor with shrinking tech incorporated into its design, and uses the suit to fight crime. Amy is bi, but currently taking a break from men. It’s nothing personal. Underneath Amy’s garage is a high-tech workshop. The garage, as well as the workshop, were both owned by Amy’s mother, who invented both the shrinking tech and the first iteration of the power armor, and was Ant-Woman I. Has joined the ChaotiX.
Amanda “Mandy” Natasha Tiernan/“Ant-Woman I”
Age: late 30s/early 40s
Amy Tiernan’s mother, and the first Ant-Woman. Was trapped in subatomic space when her regulator malfunctioned. This happened when Amy was young, and with her dad having run off before she was born, this meant Amy grew up an orphan. Amanda was rescued by Vanessa, who didn’t do so out of the goodness of her heart.
Amber Klein
Age: early 20s
Amy’s fiancée, and co-owner of the garage. Used to act as Amy’s mission control before the latter joined the ChaotiX, and attends karate lessons at the same dojo as Reiner.
Dr. Jackson “Jack” Albert Clockson/“Time-Meddler”/JAC-1989
Age: late 20s
Co-protagonist of jimmyhopkins’ “Subverted Expectations”, and recent recruit to the ChaotiX. An inventor who had taken in several handicapped fluffies, and recently developed the power to stop time. Was trained by Lu-Tze, and discovered his other temporal powers. Wears a saffron battle suit with flesh tone legs while training, and… rather unusual clothes when not.
Max (last name unknown)
Age: close to Jack
An old friend of Jack. They’ve been friends since middle school. As much of a hippie stoner as Kyle, if not more so.
“Fuzzy Beard” (real name unknown)
Age: ???
A hobo who lived on the streets of Philadelphia with a herd of feral fluffies. Accidentally killed Christian Ellis.
Lu-Tze/“Sweeper”
Age: ???
A monk from a universe far beyond the O.M.A.'s jurisdiction. Traveled to Timeline-1989 via the Inn Between Worlds to train Jack. Possesses temporal powers himself, and is a member of an organisation who all possess the same powers and use them to protect their universe’s timestream. For further information, see Terry Pratchett’s Small Gods, Thief of Time, and Night Watch.
Dr. Alexander “Alex” Ginger
Age: ???
The nephew of a mad scientist who wished to exterminate fluffykind. Dr. Ginger the Younger is a lot nicer. His father, Dr. Ginger the Elder’s brother, works on an oil rig. Dr. Ginger the Younger works as part of the Foundation’s medical staff, but is now also affiliated with the ChaotiX. Although he’s a pacifist with no offensive capabilities, so he stays in the lab when there’s fighting going on. Has thinning red hair, and usually wears a lab coat.
Dr. Mary Stronginthearm (formerly Merry)
Age: ???
A dwarf doctor working at the Foundation. Wears a lab coat over chain mail, and has lowered tables in her examination room. Is openly female, which is unusual for a dwarf.
Igor
Age: ???
No relation whatsoever to the owner of the Inn Between Worlds. A recent hire at the Foundation, and a member of a family who has assisted those of a scientific persuasion for generations. They apparently practice all kinds of experimental surgery on themselves.
Igor
Age: late teens/early 20s (probably)
The Foundation Igor’s nephew, and a recent hire to the ChaotiX. Has an emo hairstyle, no respect for family tradition, and refuses to do the lisp, or work for anyone without a clean bill of mental health.
Drew Avery
Age: early 20s
Another employee of the Faucheuse Foundation. Also doesn’t stand out much.
Rosa “Rolo” Lopez
Age; early 20s
Yet another employee of the Faucheuse Foundation. Has curves for days, and is always bickering with Minerva.
Minerva
Age: a few years (since creation)
An AI created by Pierre to assist the Faucheuse Foundation. Just as friendly and playful as Prometheus. Has recently gotten a robotic body of her own.
Athena
Age: about the same as Pierre’s cabin
Another AI created by Pierre to maintain and oversee his cabin and the surrounding area. Can remotely control the drones in the area.
Clara
Age: the same as Pierre’s flying car
Yet another AI created by Pierre, this one built into his flying car. Can take the wheel. Like Jesus. Pierre didn’t notice that all of his AIs were female until Deston pointed it out.
Rita
Age: recently created
An AI created by Valerie, built into Marley’s nano armor. Happy to read on his behalf.
Commissioner Johnathan “John” Jackson/“Old Stoneface”
Age: somewhere between 40 and 60
The Chief of Police in Calvin’s city. A gruff man with a lot of demons, but not a bad person. He’s got a soft spot for fluffies. And he tolerates the ChaotiX, because he understands that the threats they deal with just aren’t something the police or the military can handle. Is happily married and has a son. Is of British descent, his family moved to America when he was young.
Helen Jackson
Age: somewhere between 40 and 50
John’s wife. Breeds upscale fluffies for rich ladies like herself. John married her for her heart, not her money. Went through menopause not long after their only son, Johnny, was born. It was a complicated birth, and they cherish their boy.
Johnathan “Johnny” Jackson Jr.
Age: 10
John and Helen’s son. Has a bizarre fascination with bodily waste. Well, he’s a ten-year-old boy, they tend to like gross things.
Sergeant Stephen Dale
Age: older than John
One of John’s most trusted officers. Very amicable.
Corporal “Hazy” Hayes (first name unknown)
Age: ???
Another of John’s most trusted officers, despite his sticky fingers.
Constable Robert “Robby” Carter
Age: early 20s
A recent recruit to the police department. Is adopted, and owns a sword. It was with him when his parents found him as a baby.
Mayor Jeremy Logan
Age: ???
The mayor of Calvin’s city. Not as sinister as he seems. Also has a soft spot for fluffies, and is a close friend of John’s. Relationship status unknown. Is also of British descent, but was born in America.
President Michael Wilson
Age: 40s
Current President of the United States of America. Vermin Supreme’s time was quite a few years ago. Is pro-fluffy, but nearing the end of his second term. Does not own a mecha, despite the rumors flying around.
Dibbler (first name unknown)
Age: ???
A peddler of questionable pork products and various illicit goods, operating in Calvin’s city. People like Dibbler are ubiquitous across the multiverse. Wherever there’s a crowd, there will be someone like Dibbler to sell them hot dogs.
“The Dancer” (real name unknown)
Age: early 20s
A young man in Calvin’s city with a passion for dancing. Spends most of his free time dancing outside a clothes store. Has an emo haircut and a predilection for dark clothing.
Wayne Brown
Age: early 20s
A deadbeat stoner who was chosen by Acedia as a host. Fortunately survived the experience.
Locke Stockenbarrel
Age: 70s
A cranky old man who was chosen as Ira’s host. Fortunately survived. Don’t make fun of his name.
Tiras Schor
Age: 40s
A sex addict who was chosen as Luxuria’s host.
Dr. Ulysses Phoric
Age: ???
A psychologist who seems to really like purple a lot. Has a mysterious air about him. Is also a psion.
Dr. Arleen Jacobs
Age: close to Ron O’Shaughnessy
A fluffy psychologist working at Facility A-40, and Ron O’Shaughnessy’s girlfriend.
Father Matthew (last name unknown)
Age: 30s
A priest from a church near the School, who assists the ChaotiX by providing them with holy water. Is a redhead.
“Pope Genericus” (real name unknown)
Age: old
Not based on any real life pope in particular. Likes the ChaotiX, not just because they once protected him from a mortal threat.
Gaspode’s Old Owners (real names unknown)
Age: ???
A trio of hobos who used to live on the streets of Manhattan, and adopted Gaspode as a foal. One of them coughs constantly, the second speaks in gibberish that only his two friends seem to understand, and the third is completely oblivious to the duck perpetually resting on his head. After the incident that lead to his “talents” developing, they wound up in a mental institution when they tried to tell people about their fluffy who talks like a human. It was before Umbra, so nobody believed them.
General Michael Lucas
Age: 50s
A US military general stationed in Arizona. Despite his loud, boisterous, overly patriotic demeanor, is not an unreasonable man.
Private Jesse Killgrave
Age: early 20s
A private stationed on the same base as General Lucas. Is currently under Zebediah’s thrall.
Private Carl Jones
Age: early 20s
Another private, stationed at the same base as General Lucas and Private Killgrave. Significantly more competent than Killgrave.
Yoshi’s Old Owner (real name unknown)
Age: dead
Somehow acquired a Chicxulub fragment and ventured into Primal Earth with Yoshi, and met his death there at the hands of the dinotites. Gave Yoshi the fragment so his fluffy could escape, knowing what this meant for himself. His remains were recovered by the ChaotiX during their mission to Primal Earth.
Glen Sugarbean/“the Chubby Chef”
Age: 40s
A chef formerly in Eli’s employ. Sold Victor out, and regrets it. Now a happily married father with a successful restaurant.
Bo Jackson/“the Burly Stable Hand”
Age: 40s
A stable hand formerly in Eli’s employ.
Barry Watts
Age: 20s
An electrician formerly in Eli’s employ. Has a reputation for being a jokester, but is genuinely talented at his job. Has recently crossed Threshold X, developing the power of… electrokinesis. Being trained by Ben and Surge.
Melissa Sawyer
Age: early 20s
Barry’s girlfriend, a wizard in training, and former maid under Eli’s employ.
Vernon “Verny” Hodge
Age: 60s
A quintessentially butlerish butler formerly in Eli’s employ. Went on to work for Pierre.
Claude Daniels/“Mr. I-Hate-Massachusetts”
Age: 30s
Yet another of Eli’s former employees, a groundskeeper who moved back to Detroit after the Eternal Gentlemen’s Club was destroyed. Stole the Key to Infinity from Eli, which later made him a target of the Octovirate, and is now a vampire under Varney’s thrall. Really, really, really hates Massachusetts.
Ash McArthur
Age: 20s
Emily’s owner, and the one who masterminded the scheme to transform Limp Biscuit into a mare.
Lou and Tony Hoskins/“The Super Hoskins Brothers”
Age: 40 (Lou), 38 (Tony)
Two brothers hailing from Brooklyn, now living in Calvin’s city, working as plumbers. Lou brought Yoshi to the city after the fluffy escaped the sewers of Manhattan, and the brothers eventually adopted Yoshi outright. Their mother was Italian, and they can speak Italian too.
Mario Albano
Age: a couple of decades older than Lou and Tony
Lou and Tony’s uncle, on their mother’s side, and owner of his own Italian restaurant. Has two adult sons of his own, who work for him, and they adore fluffies. Did not speak English very well, but has been learning.
Eira
Age: mid 20s
Chief of Ioka Village, one of several villages on Primal Earth. As beautiful as she is strong, and despite being a cavewoman, is rather clever. Has given birth to Calvin’s child, Ronnie. It’s a long story.
Keeno
Age: early 20s
Eira’s mate, although they’ve never actually slept together. Iokan men tend to instantly stain their loincloths when they see Eira naked. So Eira doesn’t mind that Keeno sleeps with other women instead. Keeno has taken a shine to Yoshi, especially after seeing the fluffy eat so many dinotites.
Loana
Age: early 30s
Another Iokan, and Victor’s new girlfriend. Also one of his baby mamas. Her sister Leela is dating Andre, and is his baby mama. It’s a really long story.
Luka
Age: early 20s
Daughter of Taban, chief of Laruba Village. Her village was burned down and her parents were killed by the dinotites, who also killed and abducted several other Larubans. Luka avenged them.
Professor Ronald “Teach” Cervelas
Age: early 50s (at time of death)
A British university teacher who found himself stranded on Primal Earth while on holiday in Majorca. Settled in with the Iokans as a wise man, died to save Keeno and Yoshi, and became a nephilim, a mortal soul with angelic power.
Socrates and Zorn
Age: ???
A pair of draaks, shadowy creatures from another world. Joined the ChaotiX after their clan was supplied with clone bodies, allowing them to withstand the sun, which is fatal to draaks without host bodies.
Achmed Hakim
Age: early 20s
Shazi’s owner. Happens to be Muslim. Is X-Positive, has the power of healing hands. Is studying to be a fluffy vet, and works at the Foundation too. A pacifist through and through.
Niek de Vos
Age: late 20s
A Dutchman, and Spacecake’s owner. Lives in the same town the battle against Hans in Alpha’s body took place in. Is X-Positive, has the same power to create illusions as Kyle.
Barry Vetter
Age: early 20s
A rather chubby young man who crossed Threshold X and developed the power to create a bubble force field.
Sunlight Shining Through The Morning Dew/“Dew”
Age: ???
A goblin, hailing from a clan living in Russia. Asked to join the ChaotiX, and Calvin accepted. Is now working with the Nerd Squad, since he’s good with machines.
Tapping of the Keyboard/“Tapping”
Age: ???
Another goblin from Dew’s clan. Very good at programming, and has joined the ChaotiX’s Nerd Squad.
Mervin “Merv” Geralds
Age: ???
A wizard, and creator of the Bands of Merging. Wears an unusual black and white robe, and also owns Ebony and Ivory.
Shaun Radcliffe
Age: late teens
Mervin’s ex-apprentice. His apprenticeship was prematurely terminated after Shaun created the Black Band, a perversion of Mervin’s principles.
Camiles
Age: N/A
The result of Calvin and Miles merging together. Possesses all of the two Omegas’ power combined, and then some. It’s a mental merger too: two minds fusing into one. Camiles considers himself to be both Calvin and Miles, and neither of them at the same time, but has all of their memories. Since Calvin is older than Miles, Calvin’s personality traits are dominant in Camiles’ psyche, but Camiles also inherits Miles’ gift for machines.
Cajack
Age: N/A
The merger of Calvin and Jack. Possesses the power of an Omega and Jack’s power over time. Unlike Camiles, Calvin’s personality traits aren’t dominant, Cajack’s psyche being halfway between those of his components.
Calley
Age: N/A
The merger of Calvin and Marley, but it’s not what you think. Marley was in human form at the time. Yes, he can do that now.
Calba
Age: N/A
The merger of Calvin and Konba, making him half-human, half-Saingan. The power of an Omega Class and a Super Saingan combined is a force to be reckoned with.
Calward
Age: N/A
The merger of Calvin and Edward. With the combined power of a light-enhanced Omega Class and a noble dragon, and the Sword of Kings and Dragonbane wielded in tandem, he’s not to be underestimated.
Mileton
Age: N/A
The merger of Miles and Quin. All the crazy ideas each of them can come up with, without the other to talk them out of it.
Jacques
Age: N/A
The merger of Pierre and Jack. Possesses Pierre’s brilliant mind and Jack’s power over time.
Jura
Age: N/A
The merger of Judy and Eira, combining the former’s magic with the latter’s strength.
“Mr. Announcer”/real name unpronounceable
Age: ???
A Lumixian who served as announcer for the Intergalactic Tournament. Most Lumixians, having names that many races find difficult to pronounce, if not outright impossible, will adopt an alias that’s easier to pronounce.
“Travis”/real name unpronounceable
Age: ???
A Lumixian taxi driver, who drove Calvin’s group to the Intergalactic Tournament stadium. Is happy to give Calvin and friends free rides when needed.
Rhoobee
Age: ???
A Silicoid Tournament official. Tournament officials are supposed to be impartial, but she was rooting for Shyne out of patriotism, and then for Calvin when Shyne was eliminated. Her rocky body has a reddish hue.
“Dr. X”/real name unpronounceable
Age: ???
A Lumixian doctor who oversaw treatment of wounded fighters during the Intergalactic Tournament.
Peeta
Age: young adult
A Puppupian who entered the Pit of Hate on a dare and walked out with a Pit-Fiend in him. This has rendered him a nervous wreck. Entered the Intergalactic Tournament hoping to wish the Pit-Fiend out of him. It wanted to wish him out.
Amitsu
Age: adult
An Arkaydian, who entered the Intergalactic Tournament hoping to end the drought threatening his world. Lost to Calvin, but got his wish anyway.
Iyatagg
Age: ???
The result of the entire Iyataggian race merging together. Entered the Intergalactic Tournament hoping to undo his merger.
Grand Elder Maztro
Age: ???
Ruler of the Slakians of Slak. Incredibly old and obese, and the father, grandfather, or great-grandfather of most of Maztro Village’s residents, but not the ancestor of all Slakians. The oldest and wisest member of his kind.
Joban
Age: ???
One of the Grand Elder’s numerous sons, who works to protect the people of Slak alongside five of his brothers: Klari, Difel, Qingu, Pahr, and Rimba.
Trugia
Age: ???
Another of the Grand Elder’s sons, and his personal attendant/bodyguard.
Taarn-tual/“Mania”
Age: ???
A legendary Arachnoid hunter. Entered the Intergalactic Tournament hoping to revitalise Arach’s dying sun. Has a sister who was captured by Karan-di, so is very grateful that the ChaotiX saved her. Now host to a Klyntar.
Abbot Patiko
Age: old
An elderly blind Arachnoid, who knows many secrets, including secrets about the Weaver’s Orb.
Iku
Age: adult
A Pekka warrior who participated in the Intergalactic Tournament. Like many Pekka, has electrokinesis and a grudge against the Nyah. To his and every other Pekka’s delight, he was matched against a Nyah warrior in the first round and won.
Inyako
Age: adult
The Nyah warrior defeated by Iku, and a recent recruit to the IntergalactiX. Calvin is trying to get Iku and Inyako to learn how to cooperate.
Bangar
Age: adult
A Boar-Type Beastman who entered the Intergalactic Tournament because he thought it would be fun. Likes Calvin because Calvin kicked his ass, and then won the Tournament. They’re like that on Beastworld.
Maash
Age: younger than Bangar
Bangar’s younger brother. Don’t mess with him if you want to stay on Bangar’s good side.
Ohwoh
Age: close to Maash
A Wolf-Type Beastman and Maash’s boyfriend.
Bugsey Something
Age: adult
A Tuuni warrior who participated in the Intergalactic Tournament. Mostly because he thought it would be funny. Looks like he could be a rabbit. Or a mouse. Or possibly a bobcat.
Prince Konba
Age: young adult (by Saingan standards)
A Saingan, and the prince of Vajarsi. Joined the Abuse Syndicate purely to get a fight against Calvin.
King Tema
Age: adult (by Saingan standards)
Konba’s father, King of all Saingans and Gallo of Vajarsi, and a lot nicer than his son. Has taken to Calvin and Marley, being impressed by their strength.
Grand Vizier Tendee
Age: around Tema’s age
Tema’s most trusted advisor. Probably not evil, unlike most Viziers.
Leeva
Age: around Konba’s age
One of Tema’s palace guards. Also one of Victor’s many conquests.
Lorekeeper Karne
Age: very old, even by Saingan standards
A Saingan, living at the top of a very tall mountain on Vajarsi. Seems to know about Super Saingans.
Venny
Age: close to Konba’s age
Another Saingan, and daughter of Tema’s Royal Chef. Lives on Earth and works as a butcher in Calvin’s city. Does not like Konba at all, but he’s openly admitted his attraction to her, despite his dislike for her. Her spiky blonde hair is shoulder length.
Trota
Age: adult (by Saingan standards)
A Saingan, and boss of the Ganglion’s Vajarsi faction. Xanitas’ older brother. Joined the Ganglion specifically to find him.
Hahmhokk
Age: middle age (by Saingan standards)
Trota and Xanitas’ father. A bit gruff to strangers, but anyone who gets past that will find a rather affable man.
Reeba
Age: middle age (by Saingan standards)
Trota and Xanitas’ mother. Deeply missed her younger son.
Clovis Boucher
Age: mid 20s
A half-Saingan, born in New Orleans, who works at Fluffy Fitness. His mother is an officer of the Intergalactic Patrol.
Emperor Zhala Khupah Jr./“ZJ”
Age: young adult
Zhala’s only known son, and a lot nicer than his father. Hopes to establish peace between the two races of Primal Earth.
Rhez
Age: young adult
ZJ’s companion. Is having difficulty breaking his kind’s ingrained bad habits.
Rogi
Age: ???
Zhala Sr.'s former top scientist, now affiliated with a remote clan of dinotite monks. Wanted to travel to Modern Earth out of scientific curiosity, but balked when he realized his Emperor’s intentions for the other side.
Shyne
Age: ???
A diamond Silicoid, and yes, that means what you think it means: his body is made of pure diamond. The smartest member of his kind. Has met Pierre and Victor in the past.
“Master Luxi”/“Champion of the Universe”/real name unpronounceable
Age: very very old
An elderly Lumixian martial arts master, who entered the Intergalactic Tournament to wish for his lost youth. Has offered to train Calvin. Won a previous Intergalactic Tournament, and has mastered Mindless Mind. Which is surprising, considering his shameless perversion.
Xanitas/Mokoto
Age: young adult, younger than Konba
A Saingan, training under Master Luxi. Lost his tail in unknown circumstances. Was sent to Lumix as a baby for reasons unknown.
“Xuri”/
¥×K
Age: young adult (by Lumixian standards)
A Lumixian, also training under Luxi. Short, and shaves his head tendrils off.
“Xarlath”/real name unpronounceable
Age: young (by Lumixian standards)
Luxi’s newest student, taken under his wing after certain events on Vajarsi. A victim of bullying. Yeah, humans don’t have a monopoly on that.
“Dr. Xala”/real name unpronounceable
Age: on the older side (by Lumixian standards)
A Lumixian scientist, and head of her own team. Came to Earth to study the “guest in the basement”. Is apparently familiar with Gene.
“Xarri”/real name unpronounceable
Age: ???
A used spaceship dealer operating on Lumix. Very few scruples.
Sarul Blao/Bellikose
Age: adult
A Zurite, a race of blue-skinned humanoids, and also host to a Klyntar.
Michael “Mike” Thomas
Age: 30s
A Star-Lord wannabe who made plans to explore the universe when the existence of aliens was revealed to the public. His fluffy Rocket tagged along.
Prince Merlom “Mer” Tennebrys
Age: ???
The exiled third Prince of Tenneb, and one of the few members of his kind to not be a racist jerk.
Penelope/“Penny”
Age: ???
A cyborg platypus who makes a living roaming the stars, treasure hunting, or doing mercenary work. Her homeworld is currently unknown.
Burik
Age: ???
A Silicoid, and an old friend of Merlom. Looks like he’s made of bricks, and lives just outside Ghrun City. A former Slab addict, and Merlom’s the one who helped him get clean.
Captain Kelmu
Age: ???
Captain of the Kelmu Force. While he currently has a Bull-Type Beastman’s body, he has the power to switch bodies, an innate ability of his original race. How many bodies he’s had in total is unknown. Even He’s lost count.
Ghurt
Age: ???
Weapons guy of the Kelmu Force and second in command. A Furon with two extra eyes, which are cybernetic in nature.
Kahs
Age: ???
An Arkaydian, who joined the Kelmu Force to send money home to his family. Has long hair bleached white.
Terbo
Age: ???
The fourth member of the Kelmu Force. Half-Zurite, half-Slangmens, and equipped with cybernetics that increase his speed, agility and reflexes. Claims to be the fastest in the universe.
Romo
Age: ???
The fifth member of the Kelmu Force. Always wears a luchaesque mask for cultural reasons. His race’s name is currently unknown.
“Thoshi” (real name unknown)
Age: over 1900
A man of presumably Norse descent, entrusted with gifts by six of the Norse gods. While he was tasked with merely safeguarding these gifts until finding someone worthy of them, he used the immortality of Idun, but all those stolen years caught up with him after passing the gifts on to Vidunder.
Princess Nadia Gwaelin faun Drakonis/“Meryl”
Age: early 20s
Princess of Drakonia, at least until her father, King Lorik, was seemingly murdered by Harvey. Witnessed the apparent crime, and went into hiding to avoid the same fate.
King Lorik the Eighth faun Drakonis
Age: late 40s
Nadia’s father and 33rd King of Drakonia. Was seemingly assassinated by Harvey, who had wormed his way into becoming Chancellor, and being named heir to the throne should the royal line become extinct. Is a fair, righteous king, beloved by his subjects. His great-grandfather was Lorik the Seventh, and Lorik the First was Drakus’ son.
King Drakus/“The First Dragonblood”
Age: long dead
The founder and first King of Drakonia, and the first half-dragon. Lorik and Nadia’s distant ancestor. Statues of Drakus are all over the kingdom.
Empress Ursula/“The Bear Empress”
Age: ???
The woman who tamed the north, and a dear friend of Drakus. Founded the Empire of Urshuul, which fell apart after her death. Was placed in the Casket of Resurrection for unknown reasons, and awoke in the present day.
“The White Wolf”/“Wolfie” (real name unknown)
Age: dead
The only man Ursula ever loved, and King Drakus’s other dear friend. Bore an uncanny resemblance to Calvin.
Panthera Lionpaw/“Pan-Pan”/“Friend to Cats”
Age: old
Royal Mage of Drakonia. Went into hiding too, because he knew too much. Is Magicca’s Archmage. Pan-Pan was his mother’s nickname for him.
Nocturne/“Nox”
Age: ???
Not exactly a humanoid, but not a fluffy either. Nocturne is a cat, and Panthera’s familiar, but Nocturne insists that Panthera is his human. Being a familiar grants Nocturne the gifts of abstract thought and speech, and his life force is bound to Panthera’s: Nocturne won’t die until Panthera does.
Edgar Willikins
Age: close to Lorik
Head Butler in Dragonheart Palace. His family has served the royal family for years, and he’s good friends with Lorik. His wife is head of the maids, and they have three adult children: Claude, Alice, and Tiffany.
Captain Dharin (last name unknown)
Age: ???
Captain of the Royal Guard. Has roots in Urshuul. Is a father to his men. His left arm was mangled in the same incident that killed his wife.
Duwane, Bhrandin and Burent (last names unknown)
Age: mid 20s
A trio of guards working at Dragonheart Palace, who also moonlight as bards.
Sir Peter/“Knight of Drakonia” (last name unknown)
Age: ???
The greatest adventurer in Drakonia. The first adventurer to reach Level 100. Is very nice to rookie adventurers. Is X-Positive, has enhanced strength and durability.
Chrysanta/“Shannon Long”
Age: ???
Edward’s mother, Cecil’s wife, and a noble dragon. Went missing when Edward was very young. Current whereabouts unknown.
Chrysus
Age: ???
A noble dragon and the King of Dragonkind. Also Edward’s maternal grandfather.
Quincey
Age: ???
Another talking cat. Quincey lives in a remote region of Drakonia, where he grows magic healing beans with his assistant Tomasz. Being a cat, he can hardly do that by himself.
Tomasz
Age: ???
A wizard, who came to work for Quincey as his assistant. Short and chubby.
Palu
Age: ???
One of the Chilorians living in the Big Man’s house, and the first Chilorian Calvin and Marley met.
Piti
Age: ???
Another Chilorian, who is a skilled bird rider. His regular mount is a giant sparrow.
Father Parvus
Age: ???
Leader of the Chilorians living in the Big Man’s house.
“The Big Man” (real name unknown)
Age:
One of the natives of Giant World. He lets a clan of Chilorians live in his house, because they help him with his chores.
Mallichi
Age: ???
Sole surviving wizard on Mitla, and unofficial leader of the Mitlans.
“Bo Nidle” (real name unknown)
Age: ???
The leader of the Skeleton Crew, and a very jovial fellow.
“Skullsy” (real name unknown)
Age: ???
A member of the Skeleton Crew who is, as his name implies, just a skull. Sounds like a shifty Brooklyn car salesman.
“Deadbeat” (real name unknown)
Age: ???
Another member of the Skeleton Crew, a beatnik who died in the 60s. A very talented musician.
“The Skullsen Twins” (real names unknown)
Age: ???
Two more members of the Skeleton Crew, a pair of twin sisters who were born thirteen seconds apart and died thirteen seconds apart.
“Al Cabone” (real name unknown)
Age: ???
Yet another member of the Skeleton Crew. A gangster from the Prohibition era who was gunned down by his fellows for snitching to the authorities.
“Cal Cium” (real name unknown)
Age: ???
Go on, guess. A skeleton who is trying to become invincible by drinking massive quantities of milk. Because… milk makes strong bones. Has a nasally voice.
“Jolly Roger” (real name unknown)
Age: ???
One more member of the Skeleton Crew, but not the last one, just the last named one so far. A pirate captain who was killed by his first mate and buried with his loot. Has an equally skeletal parrot.
“The Forgotten One” (real name unknown)
Age: dead
A warrior whose true name has been forgotten, buried in a grave in England, marked by his sword. His spirit is bound to this plane by unspecified unfinished business.
Calvin “Cal” Quinton Korkea/“Numero Uno”/CQK-1
Age: 60s
Calvin’s counterpart from Timeline-1, and leader and co-founder of the One Man Army. His timeline is several decades ahead of most. He’s experienced many of the same adventures as the Calvin we know, but their timelines diverged at a certain point. Calvin’s future is no longer guaranteed to be like CQK-1’s past. His Judy is the Archmage in their timeline, his Miles is leader of the ChaotiX, and his Marley, Pierre, and Deston are all dead of old age.
Dr. Calvin “Cal” Quinton Korkea/“Deuce”/CQK-2
Age: same as Calvin
Another of Calvin’s counterparts. Co-founder of the O.M.A., and a brilliant scientist. After his birth family was killed, he was raised by Pierre. Has short hair, glasses, and a black lab coat.
Calvin “Cal” Quinton Korkea-Baron/CQK-3
Age: same as Calvin
Yet another counterpart of Calvin. After his parents were murdered, he was taken in by June, raised in the UK, and taught witch magic. Wears a black cloak and matching pointy hat, and has a British accent.
Calvin “Cal” Quinton Korkea/“Blackstar”/CQK-999999
Age: same as Calvin
A version of Calvin from a dark world without Phenomenon X. CEO of KorkeaCo., and a technologically empowered vigilante. Since a freak accident empowered his Jack, also a multiversal tourist.
Dr. Jackson “Jack” Albert Clockson/JAC-999999
Age: irrelevant
A version of Jack who was irreversibly woven into time after a freak accident. Is determined to use his powers to create a perfect world.
Igor
Age: ???
Owner of the Inn Between Worlds, a bar that exists outside of conventional time and space. He also works the bar, and can serve any drink you request. Has no tolerance for fighting, or wizards using magic to get free refills, and can’t stand people who disobey the rules he lays down. But Igor can be very friendly to customers he actually likes. He also refuses to serve children alcohol, even though he isn’t legally required to enforce drinking age limits, seeing as the bar exists outside of any jurisdiction. But he makes the rules in the Inn, and he doesn’t approve of underage drinking. His face and body are covered in stitches and surgery scars. Don’t ask why. Also has a monobrow. Don’t make fun of it.
Richard “Rick” Daniel Sanchez
Age: 71
An alcoholic scientist from a distant timeline in the Central Finite Curve, and an associate of Pierre’s. Likes Pierre because Pierre is one of the few people in the multiverse who can keep up with him, not counting Rick’s many counterparts, who Rick doesn’t like. For further information, see Rick and Morty.
Mortimer “Morty” Smith
Age: 14
Rick’s nervous grandson, who is always being dragged into horribly traumatizing adventures. For further information, see Rick and Morty.
Son Goku/Kakarot/“Carrot Boy”
Age: 40s
Oh, you know who this is. One of Calvin’s drinking buddies, as they both frequent the Inn Between Worlds. Pitched in during the World Revolution, and missed his granddaughter’s birthday as a result. For further information, see Dragon Ball.
Clark Joseph Kent/Kal-El/Superman/“Mr. Totally-Not-A-Reporter”
Age: ???
And you know who this is too. Another of Calvin’s drinking buddies from another world. While he’s introduced himself to his drinking buddies in both identities, only Marley seems to have figured it out. Also pitched in during the World Revolution. For further information, see DC’s comics.
“The Last Dragonborn”/“Dovahkiin”/“Mr. Dragon-Soul” (real name unknown)
Age: ???
Don’t even pretend you don’t know who this is. An adventurer from a frozen land in a distant timeline, and Edward’s drinking buddy. He considers Edward to be kin, because they are both partially draconic in nature, albeit not in the exact same way. A man of many talents. For further information, see The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
Malroth/“Mal”
Age: ???
A builder from another world and the reincarnation of a God of Destruction. Him and a few of his friends have been assisting in the reconstruction of Las Vegas. For further information, see Dragon Quest Builders 2.
Strawberry’s Owner (real name unknown)
Age: dead
Self-explanatory. Just as fat and spoiled as her fluffy, and needed the makeup she shilled on YouTube. Was killed by Demon Chris and James in their clone bodies.
Gary Mathews
Age: early 20s (at time of death)
An old friend of Demon James, former acquaintance of Dave (Dave never liked Gary), and former employee of Fluffywood’s post-production department. After being caught abusing one of the AAs, Gary was let go, and went fluffy hunting with James. When Gary’s gun backfired on him, James left him to bleed out and ran. But not before stealing Gary’s wallet. Gary wasn’t happy when he finally reunited with James Down There. Became a demon after death, only to get killed two more times, by Dave. Who, again, didn’t like Gary at all, even in his own abuser days. Dave had standards, Gary didn’t. Gary’s father owns an extermination firm that euthanises fluffies humanely, but with the new anti-abuse laws, the future of the firm is uncertain. But Gary’s father refused to give Gary a job for a reason.
The Dutch Sailors
Age: various
Precies wat je denkt. A group of Dutch sailors who somehow found out about Pierre’s dodos and made it their mission to eat them. Which is what Dutch sailors do. They eventually met their end on Primal Earth, only for more of their countrymen to follow them to America.
Kevin Rood
Age: late 20s
The ringleader of a gang who liked to abuse fluffies, but not the smartest of those three stooges.
Laurence “Larry” Sprout
Age: mid 20s
Another stooge. While he initially appeared to be smarter than Kevin, he turned out to be not just as stupid as Kevin, but even dumber.
Boris Ivanowitsch Bortsov
Age: early 40s
The third stooge, who dutifully plays the role of the big tough stupid guy. Is actually smarter than he seems, and smarter than the other two stooges, but not smart enough. Was ran out of Russia due to war crimes he committed.
Alexsei Ivanowitsch Bortsov
Age: early 40s (a year or two younger than Boris)
Boris’s brother, and just as big, tough and stupid as Boris. Served as the bouncer for Tyrone’s fluffy brothel.
Tyrone Beck
Age: 22
An unrepentant fluffy pimp who ran a brothel on Bang Street. Andre has a history with Tyrone, and doesn’t like him at all. Is now prison married.
Christian Ellis
Age: dead
Co-protagonist of jimmyhopkins’ “Subverted Expectations”. An American Psycho wannabe asshole who adopted Magnum, Nebula and Johnny, along with Fireball, with the purpose of abusing them. Lost the former three after he bumped into Jack, who adopted them, and abandoned Fireball, who was found and adopted by Max. Was eventually killed by a hobo, reincarnated as a fluffy, and wasted his second chance.
Lilah Carrey
Age: close to James
A young woman living in Rex’s college town. Liked to abuse fluffies, until an incident involving a recalled batch of No-Foals Treats caused her untimely death. Had a massive unhealthy crush on Demon James when he was alive. Came back as a demon, only to be gunned down by Nice James. His Lilah was just as nice as him. They were dating until M-666 killed all of Nice James’ loved ones. A third Lilah, just as nice as Nice James’ Lilah, was relocated to Timeline-1989 by the O.M.A., after all of her loved ones died, and Nice James is happy with that Lilah. The O.M.A. is comprised of Calvins who are just as compassionate as CQK-1989, so they have no problem with reuniting people like this. The alternative would be too heartless.
“Not Important” (real name unknown)
Age: dead
A diehard abuser who quit his job so he could spend all his time abusing fluffies. This eventually killed him.
Jeff Robinson/“Ugly Sweater Guy”
Age: 30s
A recovering abuser from Detroit who crossed paths with Chaos and wound up stuck in Calvin’s city, forced to wear an itchy sweater that he couldn’t take off and got itchier if he abuses fluffies. Has earned his freedom, and is trying to figure out what to do next.
Bruce Humphries/“Jaws”
Age: 30s
An old “friend” of Ugly Sweater Guy from Detroit. A remorseless abuser who owes his nickname to his shark-like features. He’s not actually a shark person. He’s human on the outside, at least…
Dr. Ginger (first name unknown)
Age: dead
Alex’s uncle, a mad scientist who attempted to exterminate fluffykind. Killed by Victor, along with the entire membership of Fluffycide, Dr. Ginger’s death cult masquerading as a humble fluffy extermination firm.
Martez/“El Padrino” (last name unknown)
Age: late 50s
A former dictator and drug lord of Cuban descent, ruled an island off the coast of Cuba. Adopted Yeyo, one year after the Fall of Cleveland. After Victor faked his death, moved to America with Yeyo, gave up his former lifestyle, and now helps Victor bust drug dealers. The Fluffy Cabal is protecting him and Yeyo.
Michelle Howard/“Anti-Venom”
Age: 40s
Tom’s former owner. A lawyer, who moved from New York to San Francisco to accept a position at a prestigious law firm. Deliberately left Tom behind. A serious coffee addict. Now serving Pax as Anti-Venom.
“The Darkest One”
Age: ???
Leader of the Order of Darkness. Ruthless and cruel. Nobody other than Number Two has ever seen him in person and lived.
Dr. Hans Stahlberg
Age: ???
A former Nazi scientist. Went fully mechanical, unlike Pierre, who thinks Stahlberg is a hack. Worked for the Order. Created Chris and James Oldman’s clone bodies, along with the Caldroid. Was killed by Chris after creating the clone bodies, but survived in the form of backups of his mind, uploaded into a supercomputer and the Caldroid. The supercomputer has been destroyed, and the copy of his mind in Alpha has been thoroughly erased. After his ultimate body was destroyed by Alpha and Erwin, and his remaining backups erased by the Hans Buster virus, returned yet again as a demon.
Dr. Hans Stahlberg/“Dr. Ivo Eierkopf”
Age: at least 65 years
Hans’ first backup, and the sole surviving backup after the Hans Buster was uploaded to the Stahlnet. This backup evaded erasure by not being connected to the Stahlnet, the drone it was stored in having no network capabilities. He considers himself to no longer be the old Hans, which is why he gets his own entry. After being found by Argyrum, who was following instructions given to them by the old Hans, and after a long period of enduring the drone, this Hans now occupies a Stahlkörper designed to resemble Ivo, and Hans is pretending to be Ivo turned into a demon.
Demeter “Dem” Wederweax (formerly Hazelweiss)/“The Goddess of Nature”/“Demmy”
Age: ???
Nuff said. Hates humans and fluffies and wants them both gone. Is seeking Calvin’s power to achieve this. In truth, she’s actually just a witch. Is also Annette’s sister, though there is no love lost between them. Used to be married to Floris Hazelweiss, and reverted to her maiden name after the divorce.
Floris
Age: ???
A plant elemental created by the Goddess of Nature, and serves her faithfully. Hates humans and fluffies as much as its Mistress does. Hates the taste of fluffies, too. Actually just a plant golem. Was named after the druid of the same name to mock him.
Floris Jr.
Age: recently created
A second plant golem created by Demeter, during her time working with the Inhuman Alliance. Has just enough intelligence to carry out its orders, but not enough to question them. Was destroyed after Demeter foolishly ordered it to absorb Future Marley.
Bertrand “Bertie” Faucheuse/“The Prodigal Son”
Age: ???
Pierre’s oldest child and only son. Has the same mother as Valerie. Claims to be the smartest man in the universe. Has been residing on a spaceship far away from Earth, biding his time, until he returned to Earth and met his end. Has serious daddy issues. Created Umbra Two using the corpses of Umbra and Number Two, along with stolen illegal alien tech.
Umbra Two
Age: a few months (since creation)
A monstrous hybrid of Umbra and Number Two, created by Bertrand. Both of their souls are in there, but Umbra is the dominant personality. The result of gene-splicing, cybernetics, and highly illegal soul transference technology. Calvin and Miles’ DNA was spliced into his genetic code, granting him all of their power, plus all the arcane might Umbra already possessed, on top of all the enhancements Bertrand had already given him.
Count Ianos/“The Fiendlord”/“Batty Boy”
Age: ??? (at least 2000)
A vampire wizard, and ruler of a vampire clan. He and his followers are completely unrepentant killers, and refuse to drink NuBlood, believing it to be their right to feed on the living. Also a half-demon. It’s pronounced “Yah-nos”, by the way.
The Ianos Clan
Age: various
Twelve vampires sired by Ianos himself, along with Harley. Brock, Crispin, Esmeralda and Sally were all killed at Bran Castle. The other eight fled to avoid being raped by Slayer. After Ianos was slain, Ed took charge of the surviving members with Aly as his second in command. The Clan was enslaved by Auldryn, but broke free a week later and kept playing along until the opportunity to betray him arose. Vampires are good at playing the long game. The Clan was eventually destroyed: Ed was slain by Calvin himself, Marley slew Mei, and Samuel and Gabriel finished off the rest: Luke, Brad, William, Aly, Olivia, and Selena. Ianos had other children, but had them killed by one of his manservants when they failed or defied him.
Dwight Ludders
Age: 44 (at time of death)
Ianos’ human manservant. Was brainwashed into serving him for over a decade. Upon Ianos’ death, Ludders was freed from his trance, and immediately attempted to escape, but ran into Legion, as the fluffy golem was making its exit. Guess how that ended. Was not Ianos’ first manservant. Oh no, not even close.
Oswald (last name unknown)
Age: dead
Ianos’ manservant before Ludders, a monstrously obese man. Was with the Fiendlord when he killed Cyrus and cursed Glenn. Ianos later invited him for “dinner”, and, three nights later, when he’d finally drained the fat bastard dry, “hired” Ludders to replace him.
Varney Vampire
Age: ??? (at least 1000)
The Archmage of his day, and the very first vampire. Transformed himself in a bid to achieve immortal life, and to share immortality with everyone else. Ianos was one of the people who Vampire personally turned. When Archmage Vampire was ultimately slain, his creations took his name for themselves.
Count Dracula
Age: dead
KING OF ALL VAMPIRES! Was defeated by Dr. Abraham Van Helsing and his friends in the late 1800s, and rose from the grave multiple times, only to be put back in his grave by one of Abe’s descendants. Was defeated once and for all by Sonia’s father in 1999, and hasn’t come back since.
Private Savini (first name unknown)
Age: dead
The vampire who turned Henry, having infiltrated the military. After World War I, was staked by old Abe, who spared Henry because he was a victim, not an accomplice.
Emperor Adam Omega
Age: over 14000 (technically)
Emperor of the skybound empire of Ad Laun Dyz. The first Omega Class (they were named after him!) and the strongest member of the Omega Dynasty. When Ad Laun Dyz was removed from the timestream, Adam and his scaly Kushim (like a fluffy… but with less fluff and more scales) evaded temporal removal, and were instead sealed inside the Omega Casket, where they spent the next fourteen thousand years. Has the power to forcibly copy the powers of other X-Positives, or Enlightened Ones, as they were known in Ad Laun Dyz.
Black Adam
Age: recently created
A cybernetically enhanced clone of Adam Omega, created by M-62.
Empress Eve Omega
Age: currently irrelevant
Adam’s wife, the mother of his unborn son, and co-ruler of Ad Laun Dyz. Was just as bigoted against Earthbound Ones as her husband. Was close to giving birth when Ad Laun Dyz was removed from the timestream, and has presumably been frozen at that state with the rest of the empire ever since. Talk about an overdue pregnancy.
Gaspar, Melchior and Belthasar/“The Three Gurus of Ad Laun Dyz”
Age: over 14000 (technically)
Adam’s three most trusted advisors. Like everyone in Ad Laun Dyz, they are X-Positive, and besides that, they are also brilliant scientists. Gaspar has time powers, Melchior can drain life force, and Belthasar can drive people insane.
Emperor Zhala Khupah
Age: ???
The Emperor of the dinotites. Hellbent on taking over both worlds and wiping out humans and fluffies. Possesses the power of telekinesis, which Zhala Jr. inherited.
Khamik
Age: ???
Zhala’s top scientist and Rogi’s apprentice. Built the machine that enabled Zhala’s invasion plans based on groundwork laid by Rogi.
Nhiz
Age: ???
One of Zhala Sr.'s faithful soldiers. While hunting down Yoshi, he went through the portal the fluffy was escaping through, and made his way to Modern Earth. Is not giving up on finding Yoshi. It’s the asteroid fragment that Nhiz wants.
Bhel
Age: same as Nhiz
Nhiz’ twin brother, they were in the same clutch. Bhel stayed behind on Primal Earth when Nhiz followed Yoshi to Modern Earth, dutifully awaited his return, and was later reunited with his brother, after briefly being deceived by Calvin into thinking Nhiz was dead.
General Kuhrel
Age: dead
Zhala Sr.'s most trusted soldier, and new leader of the anti-human dinotites. Until Zhala Jr. killed him, that is.
The Champions of Wizardry
Age: recently created
A legion of wizard robots created by François, in a bid to crush all enemies of magic, using tech plagiarized from Valerie. All of the Champions of Wizardry have been destroyed, but the blueprints might be around somewhere.
Calvin “Cal” Quinton Korkea/“Anti-Calvin”/“Destroyer of Narratives”/“Erick Van Loka”/“Public Enemy Number 9891”/“The Strongest Maniac Alive”/CQK-9891
Age: same as Calvin
Calvin’s psychotic counterpart from another timeline, who seeks to drown the multiverse in blood. Assembled an army of evil Calvins to do so. Was dumped in a timeline where the world was an hour away from destruction. Escaped to Timeline-1989 and joined the Abuse Syndicate under the alias of Erick Van Loka. Now leader of the Anti-ChaotiX, keeping the evil alternates of Calvin’s friends in line with his vastly superior power.
Emperor Pierre Tristan Bertrand Odilon Faucheuse/“Anti-Pierre”/“Anti-Doc”/PTBOF-242424
Age: same as Pierre
Anti-Calvin’s first recruit into the Anti-ChaotiX. Conquered his Earth shortly after the Fall of Cleveland, and didn’t stop there.
King Edward “Eddy” Theodore von Drachen/"Anti-Edward/“Anti-Eddy”/ETvd-271986
Age: same as Edward
A version of Edward who conquered his Drakonia by force. Wields two versions of Dragonbane, as his timeline’s version of the sword was destroyed.
Jackson “Jack” Albert Clockson/JAC-1948
Age: same as Jack
Jack’s muscular, denim-clad, bullying, dimwitted, closeted counterpart from another timeline. Possesses the same temporal powers as Jack, but doesn’t know how to use them properly. Was affiliated with the Citadel of Calvins, and then the Forces of Fate. Now in the O.M.A.'s custody, for crimes against the multiverse, including the fatal rape of several of his own counterparts.
Dr. Jackson “Jack” Albert Clockson/“Anti-Jack”/JAC-195518
Age: same as Jack
A version of Jack who sees his temporal powers as a licence to tinker with the timeline as he pleases. The second version of Jack to work with Anti-Calvin.
Umbra/“The Harbinger of Fate”/U-1999
Age: same as Umbra and Calvin, technically
Umbra’s counterpart from an alternate timeline where he succeeded in stealing Calvin’s body, and burning the world. Was unwillingly affiliated with the Citadel of Calvins, before being chosen by Fate to be his Harbinger.
The Forces of Fate
Age: irrelevant
A legion of giant fluffy tree monsters enhanced by magic, demonic power, scaly DNA, and cybernetics. Exactly as ridiculous as it sounds. Backed up by a legion of demons, many of which are deceased foes of the ChaotiX, and many of which were transformed by Fate, using demon blood “donated” by Demon Chris and James.
Vanessa “Van” Valentine/“Fluffy Abby”
Age: ???
Pierre’s first wife, and the mother of Bertrand and Valerie. Pierre and Vanessa’s marriage ended in an ugly and painful divorce, and Vanessa still holds a grudge. Leader of the Abuse Syndicate, and the founder too.
Ivan Vladimirovich Bortsov
Age: not young
Father of Boris and Alexsei Bortsov, two abusers who Victor killed on separate occasions. Has a grudge against Victor because of this. Member of the Abuse Syndicate.
Garm (real name unknown)
Age: ???
A werewolf, and not a nice one like Rex. Is, in fact, the one who turned Rex, and Rex’s adopted daughter Luna. Also a member of the Abuse Syndicate.
Garm’s Pack
Age: various
Garm’s lycanthropic flunkies. Many of them were turned as children, and indoctrinated into embracing the werewolf lifestyle, but there have been a number of recent recruits: convicts in prison for cannibalism-related crimes.
Dr. Ivo Eierkopf
Age: ???
A member of the Riccio crime family turned scientist. Apparently. Most likely survived Victor’s attack on Sonny Riccio’s stronghold by being on El Padrino’s island at the time. Appeared to be working for the Abuse Syndicate, but his body was stolen by the demonic Hans Stahlberg before introducing himself to Vanessa, so the real Ivo was never actually affiliated with the Syndicate.
Dr. Gerald Eierkopf
Age: dead
Ivo’s grandfather, a Nazi scientist, and Hans’ old science buddy. Was better at genetics than Hans, and with Hans being better at mechanics, they made a formidable team.
The Nose (real name unknown)
Age: ???
A legendary assassin who owes his moniker to his rather large nose. Worked for the Abuse Syndicate. Is also blind.
Argyrum
Age: ???
A Hig, an alien race of beings whose bodies are comprised of liquid metal. Possesses the power to form into duplicates of anyone who makes contact with its mass. May be the last of its kind. Worked for the Abuse Syndicate, and the MetalliX.
Mhortur
Age: ???
A Silicoid, and also a member of a notorious Silicoid supremacist group. Joined the Abuse Syndicate as part of a deal he struck with Gooroo.
Karan-di
Age: ???
An Arachnoid, a race of spider-like humanoids. Also joined the Syndicate.
“Necrosis the Undying”/“Necky” (real name unknown)
Age: ??? (at least several centuries)
A lich necromancer, thought to be destroyed several centuries ago, but turned out to still be unalive when he joined the Syndicate. Created the staff that raised Reggae and Mortis, wants it back.
Prince Scha Tennebrys and Prince Duwen Tennebrys
Age: ???
A pair of brothers from Tenneb, home to one of the most xenophobic races in the universe. Duwen entered the Intergalactic Tournament, hoping to get the wish. Their goal was to restore their God of Destruction to power. In truth, they are princes of Tenneb. Scha is the short one, and the brains of the outfit. Duwen is essentially the big tough stupid one.
King Duis Tennebrys
Age: ???
King of Tenneb and father of Scha, Duwen and Merlom. His location after the disappearance of Old Tenneb is unknown.
King Ternis Tennebrys
Age: ??? (younger than Duis)
Duis’ younger brother, and uncle of Scha, Duwen and Merlom. Somehow evaded the disappearance of Old Tenneb, and was chosen as the new King of New Tenneb. But really, he’s just keeping the throne warm for Duis.
Captain Karann
Age: ???
A Tennebite soldier who was sent on a mission to recover the Weaver’s Orb for New Tenneb.
Captain Kerdon
Age: ???
A captain of the Tennebite military, and Karann’s former commanding officer before her promotion. Big, beefy, has the quintessential military man’s mustache.
Mallu and Lumo
Age: young
Kerdon’s young sons, and not as bad as most Tennebites. They had an older brother, Kangi, who is no longer among the living.
Minister Mersche
Age: ???
An elderly Tennebite who lost his tongue due to tongueshield overuse. Highly esteemed by Tennebites.
Dr. Yammikoora
Age: ???
A Tennebite scientist, and the smartest man on Ternis’ payroll. Is rather old.
Grand Torturer Lipou
Age: ???
His title probably gives it away. Tortures traitors and and outsiders alike on Ternis’ orders. Almost as buff as Duwen.
Big Gooroo
Age: ???
Boss of the Ganglion. Was one of the most notorious criminals in the universe. Recruited Konba, Scha, and Duwen, for reasons known only to him. May secretly have regretted the path he chose to walk. Killed by Scha and Duwen, but managed to screw them over from beyond the grave.
Voilet and Bleu Faucheuse
Age: ???
Bertrand’s half-human sons, by way of two alien prostitutes. Voilet’s mother was a Dunnan, Bleu’s was a Zurite. The brothers are two of Gooroo’s top men, and he was like a father to them. Now co-leaders of the Intergalactic Faucheuse Foundation.
Pistol Pinto
Age: ???
Boss of the Tuuni Ganglion faction. Yes, that’s actually a thing. Looks like an anthropomorphic bear with a peg leg. Insists on being called Pistol Pinto.
Kamikaze
Age: ???
Boss of the Beastworld Ganglion faction. A Hyena-Type Beastman with a cybernetic arm. Snickers a lot.
Len Draggmyre
Age: ???
Boss of the Sablo Ganglion faction. A Gero man, which are rare, with a sizable harem.
Khras
Age: ???
Boss of the Hydrox Ganglion faction. A Land Hydroxian with one eye. Most Hydroxians affiliated with the Ganglion are Land Hydroxians, because they have the easiest time away from their homeworld.
Harvey “Harv” von Drachen
Age: a couple of years younger than Cecil
Cecil’s younger brother, who went missing many years ago. Was discovered to be ruling the kingdom of Drakonia on Magicca, after seemingly assassinating the incumbent.
“Lord Dehak the Almighty”/“God-King Dehak”/ “Dehstuonn the Ambitious” (real name unknown)
Age: ???
Harvey’s Royal Mage, and the most notorious necromancer on Magicca. Very little is known about him, other than that he’s bloodthirsty and ruthless, but his dark deeds are known by many. His chosen wizard name means “sower of evil”, and his former wizard name means “destined for greatness” or “sower of good fortunes”. Is a lich whose body was destroyed by François, who used the Staff of Chaos to prevent Dehak from generating a new body. This trapped him in his phylactery, a staff, and limited his power. Attempted to steal Calvin’s body, much to Calvin’s irritation, who has been through that too many times. Then managed to repair his phylactery and restore his body with the Lamp of Desire. In another timeline, Dehak stole Deston’s body, and pretended to be merely Deston turned into a lich.
Erebus the Dark Dragon
Age: ???
Ancient leader of the evil dragons who sought to purge humanity from Drakonia. Drakus slew him with Dragonbane.
Shadow Calvin
Age: recently created
A shadowy doppelganger of Calvin (yes, another doppelganger) created by Dehak using one of Calvin’s hairs and vile magic. Seems to be lacking in sentience.
“Vulcanus the Incinerator”/“The Unquenchable Flame”/“The Burner of Worlds”/“The Guest In The Basement”/“Entity V”/“The Chicxulub Impactor” (real name unknown)
Age: over 66 million years
A primordial being of fire and flame. Crashed on Earth in prehistory, creating Primal Earth, and eventually tampered with human evolution to create the X-Positives.
The Dark Demon/“Deedee”
Age: same as Scott, technically
Scott’s psychotic alter ego, the product of his forced crossing of Threshold X. Is to Scott what Nivlac is to Calvin: a manifestation of inner darkness. Owes his moniker to the stolen Magnus Frater, and Gilda’s comments on it.
Fred “Freddy” McComas/“The Hungry Rider”/“H.R.”
Age: dead
A wizard who died in a tragic accident involving a feral herd and an unfinished magic ritual. Returned to the world of the living with dark powers to avenge himself upon the herd.
Michel “Mick” Toutvyn
Age: ???
One of Dehak’s servants, cast out of the Mage’s Guild for unspeakable experiments with mice. Has been sabotaging the Wild Mages from the inside on Dehak’s behalf.
King Arachnus
Age: ???
First King of the Arachnoids and one of their greatest heroes. Secretly joined the Devourer late in life, out of fear of death.
Trota’s Gang
Age: various
Four members of Vajarsi’s Ganglion faction. Shanku is the eldest, and was Trota’s second in command. Restarb, the sole female of the quartet, was bumped up to Shanku’s second in command when he promoted himself to leader in Trota’s absence. Lahd may very well be the fattest Saingan there is, and Tahki may very well be the skinniest.
“The Great Devourer”/“The Hungering Dark”/“The Ever-Ravenous Shadow”/“The Ur-Darkness”/“The Soul-Eater”/“The Sender of Eight” (real name incomprehensible)
Age: ancient
A powerful force of darkness. Always hungry. Very little else is known about it. Dehak serves the Devourer, as do several other foes of the ChaotiX.
“Father Lucian Pax”/“The Light of Peace”/“The Light That Burns The Sky” (real name incomprehensible)
Age: ancient
Seemingly the head of the Peacemakers, a charity, but in truth, a puppet of a cosmic force of light. The Devourer’s opposite number. They have been locked in a a stalemate for a very long time.
Marc Coffeebreak (pronounced “Kaffaybrakee”)/“Mr. Coffeebreak”
Age: ???
An assassin, and a completely insane one at that. Has a magical eye and the ability to double jump. Whether there is a connection between those two things is unknown. Has been hired to kill Calvin, happily taking the job because completing that contract would make him the greatest assassin who ever lived.
The Meister-Roboter Line
Age: recently created
Eight elite robots and two assistant robots created by Hans. DSN-001 and DSN-002 are the assistants, identical save for the latter’s blonde wig, and were later reprogrammed by Valerie and renamed Hip and Hop. DSN-003 through DSN-10 are the fighters: Schnitt Mann, Mumm Mann, Elektrisch Mann, Bombe Mann, Feuer Mann, Eis Mann, Zeit Mann and Öl Mann, respectively.
The Gudniks (formerly the Schlechtniks)
Age: recently created
Hordes of robotic animals, created by Hans’ Bauherren. No, they aren’t powered by real animals. Since the Battle of Shanghai, Hans’ robots have been reprogrammed and are in the ChaotiX’s custody, and the Schlechtniks have been renamed.
The Bauherren
Age: recently created
A legion of construction robots created by Hans. Fast workers.
Metal Calvin/“Projekt Caldroid 3.0”
Age: recently created
The third robotic doppelganger of Calvin, breaking the naming trend. Designed for speed and precision rather than brute force, unlike Omega.
Metal Judy
Age: recently created
A robotic doppelganger of Judy, and the first one created in this timeline. Designed to combat magical powers.
“Eli Kzhar” (real name unknown)
Age: ???
Founder and leader of the Eternal Gentlemen’s Club. Claims to be immortal, and to have been around for a long time. Surprisingly spry.
Homer
Age: ???
A hulking homunculus, created by Eli. Will obey his orders without question.
“The Baron” (real name unknown)
Age: ???
Another member of the Eternal Gentlemen’s Club. Clad in a bizarre iron suit and confined to a wheelchair.
“The Countess” (real name unknown)
Age: ???
Yet another member of the Club. Always wears a big floppy hat and a veil, so her appearance is unknown.
Perenna (last name unknown)
Age: 20s
The Countess’ handmaiden. Seems a tad nervous, but is smarter and braver than she looks.
Dorus Gris
Age: ???
The final member of the Club. Ravishingly handsome. Is probably from the Victorian era, judging by his taste in fashion.
The Spirits of Sin/Spiritus Peccati
Age: ???
Spirits embodying the Seven Deadly Sins. Superbia (Pride) is the apparent leader, with Invidia (Envy) as his second in command, and then there’s Acedia (Sloth), Ira (Wrath), Gula (Gluttony), Luxuria (Lust), and Avaritia (Greed). In truth, the real leader is Desperatio (Despair), the eighth Spirit, hidden inside Acedia.
“The Cunning Man” (real name unknown)
Age: ???
Once a mortal ex-member of the Hunter Association, in death, the Cunning Man has become an embodiment of hatred for all that is abnormal. Resurfaces about once a century.
Jacob Hova
Age: 60s
Founder and leader of Project Zero Freaks. His children, Jason and Jane, were killed during the Demonic Invasion, and his wife Jacqueline committed suicide as a result. Swore revenge on Calvin because of this.
Telyao
Age: ???
A notorious criminal on Mitla who discovered a fragment of the purple Stone of Octavo after escaping from a much-deserved death sentence.
God/YHWH/Yahweh/Jehova/“The Boss Up There”
Age: ancient
The ruler of Heaven. What else is there to be said? Well, for starters, that He’s the only god left after He kicked all the others out, and that He works to keep them out, lest the Battle of Gods commence once again. While being omnipotent from our limited point of view, is not actually the biggest fish in the pond. Azrael and the Biggest Boss both outrank Him.
Satan/Helel/Samael/Lucifer Morningstar/the Devil/“The Boss Down There”
Age: ancient
The ruler of Hell. He’s pleased to meet you, hope you guessed his name. Started off as an angel, and was cast out after rebelling against his Father. His gang of rebels became the first generation of demons. He’s had several centuries to think things over after being cast down to Hell, and, while he’ll never be on wholly good terms with his Father, is willing to work with Him when necessary. Not unreasonable. Was allowed to stay after the first Battle of Gods because he agreed to the Pacts, and because he technically isn’t a god.
Tak
Age: ancient
The closest thing to a god that dwarves have. They aren’t really religious in the way that humans are religious. Being a dwarf is sort of like being a religion in and of itself. Tak does not ask that the dwarves think of him, only that they think. Still, it’s good to have someone whose name you can say in vain when you stub your toe, or when the mineshaft you’re in is about to start collapsing.
The Great Ape
Age: ancient
A mythological zaru, worshipped by the Saingans. Believed by many Saingans to have become the first Saingan and the progenitor of the Saingan race, and that he could change forms at will, but whether this is actually true is unknown.
The Other Gods
Age: where to even begin?
All the other gods, and no, that’s not hyperbole. Every god. Of every faith. And not just Earth’s faiths. After the first Battle of Gods, they were all cast out, banished to locations unknown by the Judeo-Christian God. Fate wished for them to return and resume the divine conflict for reasons that only really made sense to Fate. Obviously, this would be very bad for the mortals caught in the crossfire. And there’s a goddess from the Greek pantheon that would probably have a bone to pick with a certain nature-loving witch…
Azrael/“The Big Boss”
Age: eternal
Death of Universes. The other Deaths’ boss. Created all of the other Deaths. The Bosses of both Up There and Down There answer to Azrael, and he answers to… someone else. No, not fucking Pierre.
The Death of Humans
Age: as old as the first human
Exactly what it sounds like. Has to share his domain with the Death of Fluffies. Considers Cal a friend. Has a secondary duty that he hopes he never has to carry out: he’s one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
The Death of Demons
Age: simultaneously recently created and as old as the first demon
Also exactly what it sounds like. Was created by Azrael in response to the mayhem caused by Chris and James Oldman, which finally gave Azrael an excuse to revoke the infinite lifespan of demonkind. Despite his terrifying appearance, is still as much on the side of good as any other Death.
The Death of Tyrannosaurus Rexes
Age: as old as the first Tyrannosaurus Rex
Take a wild guess. Is now retired, and bored out of his mind, so he hangs out with the Deaths still on DUTY. Azrael knows this, and allows it. Can only say SKREONK, but people tend to get the gist of what he’s saying. The Deaths and certain other individuals can understand him just fine. Had to come out of retirement for a brief period in the 90s after Deston made the mistake of letting Pierre watch Jurassic Park. While the Death of Tyrannosaurus Rexes is retired, he still reaps the T-Rexes of Primal Earth, because a guy’s got to have a hobby in his golden years.
The Death of Dodos
Age: as old as the first dodo
Another retired Death. Still reaps the dodos living on Primal Earth to keep busy.
The Death of Dinotites
Age: as old as the first dinotite
One of the Deaths still on duty, much to his own displeasure. Is constantly frustrated by the stupidity of his clients.
The Death of Trees
Age: as old as the first tree
Yet another Death. Looks like a skeletal lumberjack, and wields an axe instead of a scythe. Has a Canadian accent.
The Death of Squirrels/“Gregg”
Age: as old as the first squirrel
Yet another Death. Is humanoid and short, has a gold tooth and a British accent for some reason. Apparently, squirrels get as many chances as they think they can get away with. Gregg is Chaos’ nickname for the Death of Squirrels, and he hates it.
The Death of Rats
Age: as old as the first rat
Reaps the souls of rats, mice, gerbils, hamsters, and pretty much any other lifeforms whose lives end in a damp furry squeak.
The Death of Snakes
Age: as old as the first snake
Reaps the souls of snakes. Looks like a mongoose skeleton, despite what you may have expected.
The Death of Dunnans
Age: as old as the first Dunnan
Reaps the souls of Dunnans, many of whom go out with a bang. Is one of the few female Deaths. Wears a very dark purple cloak, which clings to curves that aren’t actually there.
The Death of Tennebites
Age: as old as the first Tennebite
Reaps the souls of Tennebites, many of whom die in wars with other races. Is not as bigoted as his clients.
Chaos/“The Jester”/“The Milkman”/“Ronnie Soak, Hygienic Dairyman”/“The Golden Lady”/“The Rabbit”/“Trickster”
Age: eternal
Exactly what it sounds like as well. The anthropomorphic personification of chaos itself. Has a soft spot for mortals, and is particularly fond of Calvin. Chaos considers Calvin “one of his own”, and will be… angry with anyone who attempts to harm Calvin. While Chaos currently takes the appearance of a purple and yellow jester with a harlequin mask, he can assume any form he desires. He could be watching you right now, and you’d never know. Was a member of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse. He left before they become famous.
Law/“The Boy Scout”
Age: eternal
Chao’s opposite number, the anthropomorphic personification of law. Can’t stand Chaos, but they have been ordered to work together.
Fate/“The Bureaucrat”/“Mr. Boring”
Age: eternal
Once again, exactly what it sounds like. The anthropomorphic personification of fate itself. Was retired when the Day of Fate ended, and assigned the task of pruning excess timelines. Which he despised.
War
Age: eternal
Anthropomorphic personification of war. A surprisingly jolly fellow. Another Horseman of the Apocalypse.
Famine
Age: eternal
Anthropomorphic personification of famine. Rail-thin, even though he’s always eating. Yet another Horseman of the Apocalypse.
Pestilence
Age: eternal
Anthropomorphic personification of… what do you think? It’s right in his name, stupid. Always looks extremely sick. He’s fine, honest. Did you expect him to look like the picture of health? The final member of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
The Pruner of Timelines
Age: about a year
Fate’s replacement as… well, the pruner of unneeded timelines. Apparently easier to get along with than Fate was.
Gaius
Age: archaic
A Spirit of Nature, and a talking tree. There are pros and cons to that specific form. Lives in a forest in England called Fairy Hollow, which definitely lives up to the name, and watches over the Sword of Kings.
Rose
Age: ???
One of the fairies living in Fairy Hollow. Probably has a crush on Calvin.
“The Grand Judge”/“The Cosmic Dragon” (real name unknown)
Age: ???
Judges the Intergalactic Tournament and grants the winner one wish.
“Mr. Narrator” (real name unknown)
Age: as old as the first story
The mysterious narrator, who narrates any story (or any part of a story) that isn’t written from a particular character’s point of view. Is the lemony kind of narrator. No, not like that. May or may not also be the Biggest Boss, or the asshole who writes these stories. Multiple characters have interacted with Mr. Narrator. Obviously, only those who can break the fourth wall can do so.
“The Biggest Boss” (real name unknown)
Age: timeless
He who stands above all. The biggest fish in any pond. The absolute most powerful being in existence. His true identity is unknown, but rest assured that it is neither fucking Pierre nor Ultra Instinct Shaggy. Although, if he wished, he could take either of those forms.
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