Yeah the eggs people buy are unfertilized usually. Birds just lay eggs periodically without fertilization. You can buy fertilized eggs but I’ve never seen any. They’re used in some dishes.
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I’m not eating anything that came out of the back end of a fluffy.
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Avoid any veg that is organic, or cheaply produced, then. Fluffies make cheap and good, possibly best, manure based on what we know of their biology.
Also, increasingly it looks like all of it. Gallusculture/aquaculture terrace farming is looking increasingly like primary dietary staples.
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Give me 5
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Sold!
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O, and i totally forgot to say:
Disclaimer! The fluffy chickens tend to confuse other objects to they’re own eggs, like other eggs, pinpong balls, footballs, capsules, light bulbs, and even testicles, so it your new fluffy chicken injures its self or others trying to lay on top of stuff, we are not responsible for that.
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Fluffy 13 looks so interesting, is it fine if I take’im?
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This roster is extremely funny. I wonder if I can pop #1’s cheeks with a needle.
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Chad rosterfluff + cannibal fluff mare = cannibal chicken fluffs
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SOLD!
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Thank you!
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Mint would eat this poor bastard before he even gets close, don’t wanna lose’im so soon!
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On one hand, teaching Stallions a “red light green light/musical chairs” hybrid game using a hen so they put their balls where its safe anytime one is around.
On the other, channeling it and using hens as natural anti-Hellgremlin defenses since they’ll snatch balls before they finish saying “Dis am Smawty’s-“.
On the hypothetical third hand, teaching them to be gentle with “eggs” and not dusturb them forthe amusement of them trying to go butt to butt or sit in the lap of confused males.
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Wait.
Snakes are frequently portrayed as the biggest predator of Fluffies, Domestic and Feral.
Chickens fucking hate snakes, and seem to kill them even when sorely outmatched.
Oh. Oh, this amuses me very much.
Imagine dyeing chickenfluffs poopie colors and depositing them into the snake food Foal bins of the local Fluffy stores. Then watching the news reports as every domesticated snake in town is killed in the same day by Foals smaller than their eyes.
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Passing on this fun opportunity.
Note: having tried deep fried balut* with sweet and sour sauce? If you intend to eat a fertilized egg, do it soon. Otherwise you’re going to have an unexpected and potentially off-putting mouth feel.
I couldn’t do it. I tried but gagged.
*Fertilized duck or chicken egg, delicacy in many Asian countries.
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Only ten fictional bucks?! Take my nonexistent money!
Really though if these are adoptable I’d like number 6
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I’m assuming we don’t need to place an order for the eggs, correct?
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Since it occurs to me that the intended ratio is three hen adopts with each rooster, I’d like to add a request for #6 and #11
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Unfertilised eggs are just chicken period contained in a shell xD
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