Chicken fluffies! (By: eded_ted) Adoption closed






Buy your self one just for 20 fictional fluffy bucks!

Too late, you cant no more!

1 available (no)

2x

3 x

4 available (no)

5 x

6 x

7 x

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9 x

10 x

11 x

12 x

13 x

14 x

15 x

16x

WE HAVE BEEN RE-STOCKED!

2_1 no

2_2 no

2_3 no

2_4 no

Fertilized egg: 5.f.f.b


In stock: ∞

Fake egg: 5.f.f.b


In stock:∞
Ps. Here is the template i used, free to use!

About:

  • chicken fluffies lay eggs a little differently:

First they need to get enfed by any male fluffy.
Then they start laying fertilized eggs for some time.
When the egglaying stops, it means you need to make it enf, to make it start laying more

  • why the rooster fluffies?

When a rooster fluffy enfies a chickenfluffie, the chickenfluffy will make 2x better eggs than enfied with a normal fluffie.

  • when is the best time to cook the eggs?

the eggs will start developing a fluffy inside about 2 weeks after laying, so its best to eat em fresh!

  • do the eggs have chickenfluffies in them?

Yes. A chicken or a rooster fluffy will hach from the egg, but if the eggs have been fertilized with a normal fluffy, there will be a 50% chanse of a normal fluffy haching.

DISCLAIMER:

  • rooster fluffies tend to scream in the mornings something like “WAKIE WAKIE! IT AM MOOOVNIIN!”
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Adoptables?

Would chickenfluff hens be breedable with regular Stallions, are they a Hasbio product, and does Ted define himself as an independent breeder/mad scientist/hobbyist Fluffy fan or something else?

Can I get fluffychicken008? 15 too if they can’t be bred with regulars?

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Fluffy chickens can breed with regular ones, but if you want the best eggs, go for the rooster

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I’m not sure if you’ve ever raised chickens before, so you might not be aware that hens will lay eggs without a rooster at all.

This would also be a great time for come chicken breed puns.
For intsance, one breed is called a “Buff Orpington” and your muscular one would certainly fit that name.

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Also its kinda a hasbio product, since ted and some other people made these

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Waiiit…
If chickens multiply by them selfS… WHY DO ROOSTERS EXIST?

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Aaaand sold!

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Yolkey babies. :slight_smile:


Chicken: Pwease daddeh, yokey babbehs nu weady to weabe shewsies.
~cracks and whisks on pan as it sizzles~
Yolkey baby: “Scre-eee-ee-e-ee-eee~”

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the eggs dont have kids its a whole thing Why the Chicken Got Domesticated - YouTube

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Oh no, they don’t reproduce. They just lay unfertilized eggs.
The rooster is required if you want the eggs to ever hatch.

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Actually, hens are the odd thing to exist.

What we have on ancient chickens suggests they were tamed before or alongside the dog. The early ones served as guard dogs, while dogs served as hunting companions. Chickens are aggressive as fuck, which makes sense given they’re basically dinosaurs still.

Hens today are the product of selective breeding creating extreme sexual dimorphism. Like how most veggies and fruits look nothing like when mankind first started raising them, and how cows were carnivorous.

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HOW DO THEY THEN FERTILIZE THEM?

PUTTING THEYR COCKS INSIDE EM?

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from 1 fertilization up to 100 eggs
Jesus fucking christ in a field of roses, chickens would become obsolete in a heartbeat

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Im some fluffy cannon chickens and some other livestock were ravaged by diseases and thus they’re nowhere near as prevalent as they once were.

But dont worry, your corporate friends at Hasbio are here to help.

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Before the eggs are layed, the shells are porous. The rooster’s sperm can penetrte the shell and fertilize them.
Once the eggs are layed they are coated in a substance referred to as “cuticle” (IIRC) that makes the shell less porous.

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1 good feews=a lot of seamen= a lot of eggs

Chicken flufs are a mix of flufs an chickens

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Can I have 3 and 10?

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Hmmm… Every day you learn something new!

But i guess in this case the fertilasition happens inside the fluffy

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Also helpful for Hugboxers not wanting breeding.

Taking an egg before the zygote develops to the point it makes the owner uncomfortable destroying it.

Demonstrate to the Fluffies how shining a light can reveal a developing embryo, then just swap out the eggs you know are fertilized with unfertilized ones before shining the light.
Maybe educate non-chickenfluffs too, using the eggs to show what “tummeh babbehs” look like while they are growing. Gross out some Fillies so they never want to, make Stallions who may have had rapist desires (but wouldn’t Enfie a baby) to see the bulging belly as more than an obstacle to cummies, and astound mothers who have previously delivered young exactly what they did.

Maybe they could actually fly short distances too. That would be neat.

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SOLD!

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