Wet smarty out! As I make eye contact as I slowly close the fridge.
Is this what cracking open a cold one means?
This is NOT how I would make freeze-dried fluffy.
Also: the stream of frozen pee is a nice touch.
Got a joke for this. Bit of a story though.
So a man gets a talking bird, its mean as hell. cursin’, screaming, bites him til he bleeds. Then one day he decides “Why don’t I let you cool off.” And he sticks the bird in the fridge after one too many bites. Ofcourse the birds loud and cursing him the entire time, then he goes quiet. After a few minutes he gets the bird out, and its a totally different bird. Appogizing for its behavior. When he sets the bird cage back up the bird says “Excuse me, But may i ask what that turkey did?”