"Christmas Fluffy Recycling" by RQ (FB ID: 52861)

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Love the format of this. Less sad than your usual Christmas posts, though very awesome.

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Damn, that’s some brutal-ass shit. You’d think they would dress it up in flowery language to appeal to the masses, but they really go “we are going to put your fluffy through a wood chipper ass-first for public entertainment and then feed its remains to other fluffies”.

This whole thing is completely ridiculous…
I mean, an operational K-mart in 202X??

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Australia and new zealand have fully operational k marts that are run by a different company that somehow does well

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I would by each of my fictional children a fluffy, just so we could all go down to the fluffy recycling center after new years and give the guy operating the meat grinder a few bucks to let my kids push the start button after their own fluffys are thrown in

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Oh i love this, love seeing how people dispose of ‘disposable’ fluffys without harming the environment.

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Ahh, I had heard they were still around in other countries, but they’ve flatlined in the US

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