Love the format of this. Less sad than your usual Christmas posts, though very awesome.
Damn, thatâs some brutal-ass shit. Youâd think they would dress it up in flowery language to appeal to the masses, but they really go âwe are going to put your fluffy through a wood chipper ass-first for public entertainment and then feed its remains to other fluffiesâ.
This whole thing is completely ridiculousâŚ
I mean, an operational K-mart in 202X??
Australia and new zealand have fully operational k marts that are run by a different company that somehow does well
I would by each of my fictional children a fluffy, just so we could all go down to the fluffy recycling center after new years and give the guy operating the meat grinder a few bucks to let my kids push the start button after their own fluffys are thrown in
Oh i love this, love seeing how people dispose of âdisposableâ fluffys without harming the environment.
Ahh, I had heard they were still around in other countries, but theyâve flatlined in the US