Christmas morning anticipation (carniviousduck)

63 Likes

Who is more miserable…?

5 Likes

Don’t get me wrong, as unpleasant as being an enfie pal sounds, it seems preferable to being a litter pal.

6 Likes

Nu am mareeee

4 Likes

I don´t see enfie babbehs at all nowadays, i guess making fluffies pedos is a line the artists here won´t cross.

5 Likes

I always love stories where spoiler fluffies get messed up presents like an enfie pal. Just that extra level of dehumanisation.

3 Likes

Que the awkward morning because the fiuffy cant read, shits in the enfie friends mouth and then gets upset theres no opening on the Iitter-paI so he proceeds to use their mouth instead.

6 Likes

At least it would feel good being an enfie pal, being a litter pal means you’re just eating shit and getting shitted on

2 Likes

I mean, that’s kind of where my thinking was heading. I’m sure I could learn to enjoy sodomy, if I really put my mind to it, but I’m not sure I can say the same for wolfing down turds.

2 Likes

The literpal,it will be eating shit until it suffer organ failure and dies.

The enfipal’s life will be comparatively short but much more traumatic.

1 Like

Wow what a lucky fluffy /sarcasm

1 Like

But I secretly love this! The impending dread that they must feel!!

1 Like

I’m amazed they weren’t told they were going to be friends, just for the hilarity of learning what kinds of friends they are.

1 Like