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*Wheels sold seperately, terms and conditions may apply.
My Stylus broke while working on this, hopefully the new one will be here tommorow.
Demented, I like it. Still, I can’t help but question the practicality of such a cleaning appliance. It feels like they could create more of mess instead of cleaning. You are literally one accident away from having blood on your carpet.
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Oh you mean a “lethal” accident. Yeah, my headcanon is that fluffies are actually ridicuously hardy, even bullet-resistant, they just squeal, cry, and get into trouble easily. It’s how they take all the ridiculous torture and why most people don’t just shoot them.
