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… What the hell did that thing eat? Impending hoof slip in 3 … 2 … 1 …
Network Head: “Who the fuck commissioned this?”
That one guy in the studio:
I’d happily pay extra for seats in the splash row.
Starts playing “This is the Greatest Show!”
Having been to Cleveland more than a few times, that’s not even something you have to pay money for. That’s what you see on the corner before you get carjacked.
This is amazing! Love it and how absurd it is 
Da awistocwats!
Finally, a fluffie finds a place for what is uniquely theirs 
Kombucha chased with an olive oil coffee.
Aristocraps*
Oops, I mean awistocwaps. Awistopoopies?
I wanted to make a joke about a litteral shitshow …
But you’ve won already with that reference. Congrats.
Ive listened to all their albums