God I need to make another American Dream already
inspiration for this post: Sodium Chloride but Skeet CLAPS BACK!! - YouTube
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Time to give love to the regular pets of the world.
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These always crack me up
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Yeah I think these are better in short one/two panel bursts.
It started dragging panels 5+ but the ‘Fuck you. give me spaghetti.’ was like a soothing balm for my worn and ragged flesh. xD
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Is love a code word for sketti made from ground up fluffies?
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Me upon seeing a new CiaF strip: heck yeah!
Me after reading it: mom pick me up i’m scared.
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Fluffy speaking straight FAX!
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My only complaint is that god isn’t called jehova, that’s a miscommunication brought on by languages pronouncing and using letters differently. Really the only people that use jehova as a name for god are the jehovas witnesses. The correct name is Yahweh.
I’ve learned more about religion being an atheist than I ever did being a christian.
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I did write this whole monologue at 3am, I just picked the first alternative god name that came to mind, but looking back I probably would have written Yahweh instead.
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This reminds me of the various fantasy races like D&D Dragons that inherit the memories and/or knowledge their mother had at the time of their conception and how the infants are basically born able to enter politics and start small mafias once they find a lackey or learn shapeshifting.
Which I’m adding to the long list of things to write.
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jesus christ, did you type that all out?
Originally on discord, then copy and pasted it to the images
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At least in Judaism, it’s better to say something like Ha’Shem. It goes back to a time when saying a deity’s name could gain its attention and wrath. We have TONS of euphemisms for this.
Just my 2¢ on the subject. 
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Wow it takes a real dumbass to look down on someone that can kill you with one good stomp. Learn your place shitrat.
Ignore the atheist, regardless of whether they make a good point or not.
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