No one expects the Spanish Buttfucking
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…Count Olaf?
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“Too late, already scuttled the ships”. Best line ever! 
Also, this makes way more sense than it should. “Dis smawty wand nao!” is a total conquistador move.
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I feel as if some liberties may have been taken with the original story.
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Clearly you haven’t been to Spain
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Damn, now that’s Rough! 
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I am a simple man, I see a McGonagall related post, I upvote.
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Bueno, excelente
pobre pe causa
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Wow, you know the original was bad when you click the link and get hit with the " You need to request membership to the ‘Controversial’ group to see this topic." message
NGL it’s the exact same plotting. Genius.
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