Cockblock bot (carniviousduck)

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An explosive fake mare will only take out fluffies once.

An industrial shredder fake mare can convert the mulched fluffies into biofuel so it can keep going indefinitely.

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Somebody watched space king episode 2.

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“Smawty, Fwuffies nu am sewiouswy finkin dat dat hakjob am weaw mawe? Wiv it dummeh wheewies, an wobot voicies, an Fwuffy am suwe dat am dynah-mite on it’s backsies an… he awweady am humping da fukin fing.”

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suddenly, KABOOM!

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I had an idea called the “Mare Fatal” it’s a fake back half of a mare with a voice box to lure in ferals. The fatal part comes from a hidden compartment on its lower back just before the tail that hides a piston powered spike that can pierce the heart or brain of the fluffy. It’s made more effective if it’s placed in a way that makes it look like it’s stuck.

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I feel like there’s some potential for a “Foals for Skettis” esque machine for this goal.

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there is a joke to be made here…but its too offensive…and easy