*Comical Spring Noises* (by Booperino)

My girlfriend: Aww, Chonky looks like she doesn’t have any legs.
Me: explains pillowfluffs
GF: D : !!!

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It just get really awkward, if he gets a boner, and panics, because he does not whats happening to him nose bleeds

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At that moment billy became a man

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Does make me wonder…does a pillowed mare prefer the traditional position from behind or since they have no hind legs to prop themselves up would they prefer to be on their back? If it’s consensual you would think they would prefer that because it is more intimate and would double as getting hugs while getting special hugs.

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… that sounds oddly super adorable…

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Sounds a little like THIS except a little more consensual

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You put the male on his back, then put her on his erection and spin her like a top.

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Yes, more consensual and less weggies.

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…That sounds incredibly painful for all parties involved.

I expect to see an abuse story featuring it any day now.

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You just need a lot of lube.

And a really big Beyblade launcher is helpful.

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“Beybwade nu wan’!”
“Tough luck.” The human adds looking down at the stallion as he grabs the cord wrapped around her waste. “Now say the line!”
“Huuu~… Wet it wip!”
Mare and Stallion: “SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeooooooOOHHHH~GuD FEEWS!.”

Cigar in mouth. “I love it when a plan cums together.”

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Bring a whole new meaning to “Let it Rip!”

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I love how everyones minds in the same 2 minutes were typing/thinking the same thing. xD

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Has me envisioning competitions to see who can keep their pillowfluff spinning the longest.

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perhaps you’ve heard of a little device called the “sit and spin”?

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“Damnit my beyblade mare’s out of commision.”
“You can borrow my spare.”
“But~ nu am mawe!”
“Looks like you’ll have to, sit and spin.” ~Drops shades~

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Oh yes, quite familiar…just brings a new meaning. lol

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No one said the pillowfluff had to be a mare, in fact the poopie place might be easier to…dilate.

Just have to break off that nono stick to cut down on drag.

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I am putting WAY too much thought into this now.

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Is this where you saw your life going? Talking to strangers on the internet about dismembering tiny horses then spinning them like tops on the dicks of other tiny horses?

Because this is about on par for what I hoped to achieve with my life.

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