Story and comish by @Fuzztoy
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Dawg no clue what thatâs supposed to be but I wana suck itâs toes
The store employeeâs going to get fired for failing to prevent the theft of merchandise.
Eric was property, you canât just send him to a Hell dimension without paying for him!
âin a cabin in the middle of the forestâ
Knock knock
Witch: âwho dares to bother meâ
Employee: "itâs good that I find you, Iâm the employee from last time, you took a fluffys and I donât pay for it and if I donât receive its value in cash I will be discounted, could you please pay for it?
Witch: How did you find my house?
Employee: Internet.
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âŚTall womanâŚ
The witch bride strikes again. For an evil undead spellcaster she sure has some nice fashion sense.
So considering she appears when a fluffy is being naughty I wonder if anyone (human or fluffy) have managed to use that to summon her?
On one hand youâre correct and she should have paid for the product before doing the deed. On the other hand what the actual fuck was he suppose to do to deter someone with supernatural powers from simply taking it?
that blue dudeâs basically the Kenny of fluffies
Hey, now, Kenny is actually an enjoyable character, lol. Considering the shitratâs name is literally Eric, Iâd say that heâs the fluffy equivalent to Cartman.
The only way for bestest to brake the cycle of death and rebirth is to learn his lessons.
On the other side of the gate.
Death:OH ITâS YOU AGAIN. I SINCERELY HOPE THAT YOU WILL FIGURE THINGS OUT THIS TIME AROUND. LEADING YOU TO YOUR NEXT INCARNATION IS GETTING A BIT REPETITIVE.
Good employees are willing to die rather than let their employers lose even a single penny.
Ha ha ha, like an employer in America is going to give a single fuck about âwhat was the employee supposed to do about itâ, point is they lost money and they need someone to blame for it, so theyâll fire the poor dude thatâs working by the hour and get another one. That having been said, fluffies are also canonically abundant and cheap, and Bestest isnât a special one like an alicorn or designer so if the employee is smart heâll just claim the stupid shitrat drowned in its water bowl somehow and the store will just have to write off the $3.20 loss.
No in the lore sheâs been feared , urban legend or not most who tried ended up badly.
If a human tries to torture a fluffy just to summon her it usually never go as plan and ended up the human getting arrested or accidentally hurt or killed himself due to stupidity and others will blame her for their own negligence.
Usually its a coincidence when she was on her evening stroll and on an area a random shitrat is doing something bad.
And we all know what will happen, he will âpromisedâ to do better but after thatâŚhis ego just drop on his dumb head once again and the cycle continues.
Death would just press the button and drop the bastard to the lava pool before reincarnation.