Comish: The Fluffymart Visitor ( By: Fuzztoy and FallenAngel )

Story and comish by @Fuzztoy

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Dawg no clue what that’s supposed to be but I wana suck it’s toes

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The store employee’s going to get fired for failing to prevent the theft of merchandise.

Eric was property, you can’t just send him to a Hell dimension without paying for him!

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“in a cabin in the middle of the forest”
Knock knock
Witch: “who dares to bother me”
Employee: "it’s good that I find you, I’m the employee from last time, you took a fluffys and I don’t pay for it and if I don’t receive its value in cash I will be discounted, could you please pay for it?
Witch: How did you find my house?
Employee: Internet.

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…Tall woman…

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The witch bride strikes again. For an evil undead spellcaster she sure has some nice fashion sense.

So considering she appears when a fluffy is being naughty I wonder if anyone (human or fluffy) have managed to use that to summon her?

On one hand you’re correct and she should have paid for the product before doing the deed. On the other hand what the actual fuck was he suppose to do to deter someone with supernatural powers from simply taking it?

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that blue dude’s basically the Kenny of fluffies

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Hey, now, Kenny is actually an enjoyable character, lol. Considering the shitrat’s name is literally Eric, I’d say that he’s the fluffy equivalent to Cartman.

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The only way for bestest to brake the cycle of death and rebirth is to learn his lessons.
On the other side of the gate.
Death:OH IT’S YOU AGAIN. I SINCERELY HOPE THAT YOU WILL FIGURE THINGS OUT THIS TIME AROUND. LEADING YOU TO YOUR NEXT INCARNATION IS GETTING A BIT REPETITIVE.

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Good employees are willing to die rather than let their employers lose even a single penny.

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Ha ha ha, like an employer in America is going to give a single fuck about ‘what was the employee supposed to do about it’, point is they lost money and they need someone to blame for it, so they’ll fire the poor dude that’s working by the hour and get another one. That having been said, fluffies are also canonically abundant and cheap, and Bestest isn’t a special one like an alicorn or designer so if the employee is smart he’ll just claim the stupid shitrat drowned in its water bowl somehow and the store will just have to write off the $3.20 loss.

No in the lore she’s been feared , urban legend or not most who tried ended up badly.

If a human tries to torture a fluffy just to summon her it usually never go as plan and ended up the human getting arrested or accidentally hurt or killed himself due to stupidity and others will blame her for their own negligence.

Usually its a coincidence when she was on her evening stroll and on an area a random shitrat is doing something bad.

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And we all know what will happen, he will “promised” to do better but after that…his ego just drop on his dumb head once again and the cycle continues.

Death would just press the button and drop the bastard to the lava pool before reincarnation. :smiling_imp::laughing:

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