Complete Nougat-ification (EzPete)

Chocolate Foals, luxury chocolate found by the checkout register at many major grocery chains.

Warning, do not feed chocolate to fluffies. Fluffies may mistake Chocolate Foals for real foals. Eating Chocolate Foals near fluffies may convince them that you are a baby numming munstah. Allergen warning: Dairy. May contain nuts.

Inspired by Complete Nuggetification by @The_Agony_Presence

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Pillowy marshmallow lmfao

These would be perfect and/or hilarious to use to fuck with a cannibal fluffy. Lol

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Note to self, have a comic with a smarty turned into that like Majin Buu when they turn people into candy and eat them.

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Don’t think I’d trust a caramel filled fluffy

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I can totally see these being sold. Great idea!

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What if i want them to think im a baby numming munstah?

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I’d be more worried about the ones with nuts

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I have a character named Mr.Boz that owns a confections store in one of my few stories on Reddit that would totally sell these, but would insert the souls of real fluffys into them making living chocolate fluffys.

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Could I have a link to that? It sounds really interesting

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1 do they come in packs of 6 or 12

2 what others flavors do you have

Good stuff

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They’re individually wrapped in colorful foil like Cadbury or Kinder eggs. I imagine them being about 5 inches long.

They release limited runs of other flavors to test the market. Peanut butter for Halloween. Only the Peppermint and strawberry are seasonal staples.

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But are they alive?
Food fluffies exist so i wanna know if i were to hypothetically put one in a microwave to melt it will it scream

https://www.reddit.com/r/fluffycommunity/s/kpXwHDhJla , https://www.reddit.com/r/fluffycommunity/s/VkJ4MolINh , https://www.reddit.com/r/fluffycommunity/s/8oEnLfICJb

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I haven’t done one in awhile, but I’ve got an idea for Mr.Boz’s Soon Mama Hot Chocolate Bomb a bloated chocolate mare filled with marshmallow foals. The tag line being " Hear them scream while you watch them steam."

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Mine arent alive. My universe pretty grounded as far as talking horses can go. I just couldnt find a better tag than food fluffies.

I might make an actual food fluffy post if I can think of something fun and non derivative.

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Seems like making fluffies watch you eat them would be the entire point.

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noice ill take 4 of each XD

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You know the dark chocolate caramel is going to hit :drooling_face:

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It’s cute and makes me hungry!

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But it’s no fun if they don’t scream when you bite into them

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