I liked the idea of using good babies? ()fluffsplosion) as a meme template, so when people on another post talked about wanting more controversial images I knew exactly what to draw! 
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I kinda like pineapple on pizza
(Dont order that in Italy, though. Its like making fun of the Thai king)
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(I also like pineapple on pizza but itās best to keep our perversions in private)
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I can be even more offensive without lying.
Pineapple and jalapenos together is god tier anything.
But all pork is vile. Shit tastes like human flesh does, pigs are not economical to raise in most places, and when factoring intelligence of the animal in youāre better off eating dog.
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Sweet and spicy! Heck, the idea of Pineapple on pizza came from asian american cooking
Not gonna lie - all these facts kinda factored when I was writing about The last fluffy meat farms in America. Carpdimeās fluffies remind me a lot of cute piggies
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Well according to cannibals human flesh tastes like pork just a bit more bitter with a stronger flavour. Honestly Iām not gonna be picky about which animal my meat is from, unless said meat is illegal or I donāt enjoy that cut e.g. tongue, cheek, liver, heart, ect.
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Yey! MY IDEA WAS USEFULL!
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Pineapple on pizza is goat.
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āLike rancid pork.ā
Thatās basically why you can graft skin from a pig, or transplant organs from one.
The rancid part is our old evolutionary defense from back when humans were prey. We taste and smell like carrion, and are mildly toxic. We canāt really perceive it for the most part unless someone abstains from bathing for a while.
Animals will eat rotten meat. Animals will go for easy meals. Hell, deer in the forest will eat human corpses for quick protein.
But if you threw a dead human and a cow weighing the same into a lion enclosure, they will likely kill the cow first. A pack of wolves will start hunting the caribou herd before the human tribe.
Weāre just kinda bad. Though animals can get used to it, a maneater is the definition of an animal who has eaten human meat and overcome the aversion. For them the world suddenly has a lot more viable food sources. It happens somewhat frequently with tigers during war or colonial periods. Tigers preyed on Indian railroad workers forced to labor for the British, and during Vietnam they would silently kill then drag soldiers out of foxholes.
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Just donāt call it Hawaiian pizza and Iām happy.
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I love Pineapple with sausage. Jalapenos and pineapple sounds good though. I gotta try it.
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I donāt think that pineapple on pizza is THAT bad tbh. Itās awesome but itās not horrible. Thatās just my opinion tho and everyone is allowed to have their own opinion
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I donāt even eat pizza, but even I know that putting pineapple on it is sick and wrong.
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Pepperoni, onion, and pineapple is my favorite.
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Look as long as you arent putting ketchup on pizza
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Mayo and pea pizza
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FUCK YOU THATS DISGUSTING
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Youāre a connoseur after my own heart.
My local pizza place has taken to calling that combination āswineappleā because thatās exactly how I ask for it.
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That little pizza-maker just became my favorite fluffy.
I think Iāll call him Ananas.
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