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A little bit of mustard goes a long way.
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I’m pretty sure no-one ever planned to make Mustard sketties.
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Even if it was an accident, he’s still getting turned into Mustard sketties.
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Let. Him. Cook!
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Normally I’d remove the skin and hooves before cooking, but have it your way.
(Note that I didn’t say I’d necessarily kill it first. Torture can make the meat tasty!)
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I mean, it was an accident, didn’t even get the chance to torture em.
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Oh, that’s unfortunate.
The poor thing is going to get boiled to agonizing hilarious death and won’t even get a chance to get eaten.
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