Cookie fief :: CuddilyBloodily

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He needs the sorry stick, not the jr version either.

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Stuff his fat ass into the cookie jar, then let him regret eating all those cookies when said jar fills up with his shit

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This foal is drawn in such a way that’s it’s both cute and disgusting. I love it

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Kid, for having the cojones to blatantly lie to my face, that’s some impressive shit. Alright, I can forgive the thievery.

I cannot, however, forgive the lying and the punishment for lying is a LOT worse that thieving. I don’t want to spoil the surprise, but that cookie is the last solid food you’ll be having for a long fucking time.

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judging by his teeth it was the first as well.

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Throw the motherfucker in the oven!

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A very detestable little fief, well done

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That’s two weeks in the sorry Box And a spanking with a sorry stick

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Just for being named Greenpeace, he needs to be stuffed in the cookie jar for life.

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I have the mighty urge to just stuff this stupid thing full of ALL the cookies. You want skettis? Only cookies. Kibble? Cookies.

You don’t want any more cookies? Maybe you shouldn’t have stolen one then, you goddamn fuck.

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shove a sorry stick up his butt

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“You goddamn piece of shit…rat! You better enjoy it! Eat. EAT YOU SHITRAT! There you go…now bugger off and have a nice day, you fucking fuck that fucking fucks around…fuck…”

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I have a suggestion… but its unorthodox as a punishment…

Give him more cookies and only cookies, leave him alone with an open jar of cookies too… Basically make him widh he never see snother cokkie ever again… mayne not forcefeed him cuz then thst would ve a waste of time on the lesson just to have him choke to death.

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Make the little snausage go out to occupy an oil rig! That’ll show him…

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Oh heeeeell no!! There is one rule that every fluffy must follow in my household, do NOT, take mamas cookies :triumph:

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Shit! I’ve finally figured out who he reminds me of!

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WEEEEEEEEEE :raised_hands: :raised_hands:

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“Hey! If you’re going to be gay about this then you cant play!”

re-spins the bottle

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