Cooking with Meat pie part 1 by (sullieduser611)

It was friday night as you tune in to watch fwuffy tv, a new show recommend for humans only rummored to come on at 12 am eastern 9 pm western, apparently it was called meat pie?

You decided since it was 9 pm you decided to say ah fuck it let’s see what this human only show was about as it came on with the announcer’s charismatic voice over what seemed to be a old defuncted tune of wheel of furtune?

" ALRIGHT BITCHES, BROS, AMD NON-BINARY HOES!! GIVE A HUGE ASS CLAP FOR MEAT PIE!!!" As two talkie foals ran down the ramp on to the stage screaming for their lives. While a blood red stallion with a black mane and tail chased the foals stomping one under hoof. Before tackling the pegasus foal who audible cries of begging were silence immediately.

Meat pie looked right at the cammera with a shit eating grin as if it said you fuckers seen what i just did? Be honest you loved it, after ripping it’s wingies out along with its spine. You gagged slightly but couldn’t look away, like what the fuck was flufftv showing this. This was abuser content on fluffytv why would this be okay who is this for you thought, but soon meat pie spoke.

Meat pie didn’t have the baby drawl voice… he sounded normal you sat there confused as he spoke as if it was the announcer’s voice and he just moved the lips, but the announcer’s voice could be heard as they spoke to meat it was separate voices!!!

“GOOD EVENING MEAT PIE, YOU READY TO SHOW THE VIEWERS WHATS ON THE MENU TO NIGHT!!”
He proclaimed loudly as you lowered the volume to ya sony-toshiba roku max by amazon.

“Absolutely boss tonight i will show the fuck boys and fuck girls at home how to cut amd gut a mare and her foals into a delicious shepherd bowl fluff pie, cause what else do the spoiled shit-rats do for their mamas&papas but bitch and whine like the selfish sacks of shit they can be!!!” Meat pie laughed as he jumped behind the counter.

“SCCCREEE!!!” A loud wail that was played over the tv was that of pregant bowl mare that seemed to have a black eye was being dragged on to the cooking table by it’s tail. As meat pie grunted after hauling such a fat bitch who could barely moved it’s legs.

Meat pie looked back at the cammera and soon spoke once more, " do you hate it when it comes to cooking fluffies, and how they scream bloody murder?" Meat pie said while rummaging in a box next to the mewling mare who cried while closing her eyes, who in her mind thought if she kept them closed meat pie could not see her.

“Ah here it is ladies and gentlemen the mute ball, ten thousand this baby can bought at local supermarket. This is a retractable pronghorn ball that shoots spines into the upper roof of the jaw and through the underlying layer of the lower jaw, but if you can’t find one in stock you could just use fish hooks and a apple!” Meat pie stated when he smacked the mare across the face, this cause the mare to yell once more which allowed him to shove it in her mouth, which slient her at once.

Soon the announcer’s voice chimmed in with reluctance. “Well meat pie seems we will be right back after this commercial break!!” He said delightfully, which he said with a smile. “We will be right back everyone!!” He said as he waved as they cut to commercial break.

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Now that is a disturbing concept.
“WHO. GETS. YIFFED :heart_eyes_cat:

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What the fuck did I just read

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