Inspired by this masterpiece by Derfluffewaffe
I am a simple man.
I see old memes I press heart.
Reminds me of a nest box culling for rabbits.
“Deactivates the biotoy”
This is so satisfying
Foaltry shears
Always euthanize your fluffy before disposal! Otherwise it might survive and become a feral!
Decapitation is of course a quick and relatively painless way to euthanize a fluffy; but for sheer body horror satisfaction nothing beats a beating with the Sorry Sledgehammer.
While using scissors is a bit more effort and material cost compared to old-fashioned neck snapping, the major benefit is in reduced wrist strain for workers performing hundreds of culls thanks to reduced repetitive motion.
Also you get to listen to them grovel before dying.
“This kills the foal” well I sure fucking hope so
deserved, for existing
would be funnier just to cut the snouts off of a family of ferals and release them back into the wild
LMFAO YES. He’s gonna have a tougher time than usual 
That’s the last time he’s gonna mouth off.
Your fluffs have such plump snouts
They’re practically begging to be sliced off
If you snip too high and miss the brainstem, the fluffy can survive and lead a fairly normal life (for a fluffy). This is because fluffies lack extensive higher-brain function, so massive head trauma is effectively a non-issue; and because fluffies are too stupid to really use their senses anyway when they have them intact. Always violently neuter the fluffy prior to beheading, to prevent the spread of ferals.
