Once upon a BoardroomCoke-Fueled delusion, a Monsanto-Bayer employee decided to download a few GitHub files, sneak into an industrial scientific lab, swiped a partially-pillowed lab fluffy, and got up to some devious work. With the power of biohacking and a blind eye from the F.D.A., she managed to create a partial-gaseous fluffy that emits a yellowish-white colored gas that nearly incinerates any fluffy around it. However, things turned south when the Genetically-Modified Fluffy’s burns no longer stopped at hurting Fluffies and started burning the scientist.
Once rejected as a failure, the Gaseous fluffy escaped, now hovering in the dank shadows off alleyways and skulking around deforested areas. They maul Fluffies for now, but someday it will return to destroy the lab from where it was born. The Fluffy’s name? Willie Pete.
