County Fair Eatin' (Guodzilla)


Started
this as an idea years ago, but @deliverance’s Atlanta food-foal idea inspired me to finish it.
Enjoy!

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Don’t forget to pick up that cheeky when you are finished. We don’t want to litter, are we?

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Im picturing the mostly crushed one wheezing for mercy stuck between your teeth.

Not to mention the ones lucky/unlucky enough to be on the outside of the poop when you finally pass this.

But yeah, certainly an interesting take on a corn vegetable fluffy.

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Nah, I wouldn’t forget…Five-second Rule, y’know.

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LOL Dammit, now I have this image of my poop crying for “Wub, miwkies and Mummah!”

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…Now I kind of want to see the sequal of a bowl of these dudes after being put through the microwave/popcorn machine.

Kind of picturing them as semi normal but extra puffy fluffies at that point. xD
If they survive though they’re immobile despite having grown ‘weggies’ (and probably in a lot of pain).

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“Hewp, wawa bad fo’ fwuffy! nu wike sowwy toiwet!”

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I dunno if they’d be very talkative after being nuked, but watching/listening to them during the process would be an abuser’s wet-dream, I bet.

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LOL
:nerd_face:

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There are more in there than just Cheeky, btw.

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I noticed. Still can’t belive you would vore Oculus

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I wouldn’t, but mebbe someone else might.

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I don’t want to sound smug, but my favorites are the “enfing” pair on the left.

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Love the all the little details including Bluebell and Friends and an Araks, a rare breed to see outside of their own work. I dunno if it would be in the realm of hug/weird/abusebox in popping these corny kernels.

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I was hoping someone would notice my group…
Good work on seeing the Shafer!

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EVERYTHINGS ON A COB

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YUP!

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I wonder what the mouth feel of fluffs on the cob would be?

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Certainly they’d be juicy. And the anguished little "squee!"s could give it that certain je ne sais quoi.

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IIRC the eater’s name is one Horatio Q. Walrustitty, if any other Booru vets remember him.

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